The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7617. | H J (ojinjin) | 94.56 | 97.7% | 2023-10-25 |
| 7618. | ProfessionalAussieChoker (c... | 94.56 | 95% | 2022-03-28 |
| 7619. | Jason (sawngnite) | 94.56 | — | 2011-02-02 |
| 7620. | OneBigFluke (onebigfluke) | 94.56 | 96% | 2015-11-23 |
| 7621. | Georgina (ginavd) | 94.56 | 95% | 2012-01-01 |
| 7622. | Jon (solakerz) | 94.55 | 95% | 2014-11-30 |
| 7623. | Adnan (adnan11) | 94.55 | 99% | 2018-07-21 |
| 7624. | C3_l357E (sufyandaredevil) | 94.55 | 97% | 2019-08-09 |
| 7625. | dust in the wind (ditw) | 94.55 | 97% | 2012-08-21 |
| 7626. | adamski (adast1337) | 94.54 | 98% | 2022-02-23 |
| 7627. | 99ms (99ms) | 94.54 | 98% | 2023-07-09 |
| 7628. | Subh (subhyj) | 94.54 | 96% | 2021-08-02 |
| 7629. | tstats[theraptorjesus] (the... | 94.53 | 95% | 2017-01-07 |
| 7630. | Raz (lotanrazlaptop) | 94.53 | 95% | 2021-07-24 |
| 7631. | Shan (twoforty240) | 94.53 | 93% | 2013-04-06 |
| 7632. | Andrew (slurryx) | 94.53 | 93% | 2012-10-09 |
| 7633. | Mac (sparklypinkcar) | 94.52 | 98% | 2023-09-15 |
| 7634. | Sherif (zushauque) | 94.52 | 97% | 2016-01-17 |
| 7635. | Ahjin (sakurajimasan) | 94.51 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 7636. | Slim (17slim) | 94.50 | 96% | 2017-03-06 |
| 7637. | Loki (loki_kingcobruh) | 94.50 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 7638. | Regan (regaxion) | 94.50 | 97% | 2012-09-24 |
| 7639. | Eugene (eugeneteoh) | 94.50 | 97.2% | 2021-02-16 |
| 7640. | dave (ryuzog) | 94.50 | — | 2008-09-07 |
| 7641. | Mr (tallguy) | 94.50 | — | 2009-05-04 |
| 7642. | JD (jigglyjd) | 94.49 | 99% | 2023-07-27 |
| 7643. | thangerines (thangerines) | 94.49 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| 7644. | bo (biznessmun) | 94.49 | 98% | 2021-08-25 |
| 7645. | Jonathan (joniss) | 94.49 | 98% | 2012-10-12 |
| 7646. | Arthur (atseng1729) | 94.48 | 98% | 2020-07-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |