As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8148. | Yerring (secretswimmer1) | 88.17 | 93% | 2015-05-09 |
| 8149. | Snake (snake_eyes) | 88.17 | 98% | 2018-02-23 |
| 8150. | Mandy (itsmandy) | 88.17 | 96% | 2016-07-22 |
| 8151. | Helen (mtssh4k) | 88.16 | 97% | 2018-11-13 |
| 8152. | ajafov98 (ajafov98) | 88.16 | 99% | 2023-05-03 |
| 8153. | Shay (shaykarni) | 88.15 | 96.6% | 2023-12-06 |
| 8154. | Emily (snowserpent) | 88.15 | 95% | 2015-11-12 |
| 8155. | Kersey (strythio) | 88.14 | 96% | 2015-09-01 |
| 8156. | NELiXERY (nelixery) | 88.14 | 98% | 2015-04-13 |
| 8157. | Jared (waffles77) | 88.13 | 97% | 2016-11-12 |
| 8158. | Wandon (wandon) | 88.13 | 96.8% | 2024-07-28 |
| 8159. | jSteez (jsteez) | 88.13 | 97% | 2021-12-10 |
| 8160. | Mad (mad88) | 88.13 | 97% | 2024-07-21 |
| 8161. | Edwin (nightseas) | 88.12 | 97% | 2015-07-21 |
| 8162. | aj (peanut2004) | 88.12 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
| 8163. | Do (quannnnn) | 88.12 | 96% | 2019-06-28 |
| 8164. | CN (charismanguyen) | 88.11 | 90% | 2015-06-04 |
| 8165. | spad1e (spad1e) | 88.11 | 95.6% | 2025-02-07 |
| 8166. | Jonathan (jonathan081) | 88.11 | 97% | 2020-06-24 |
| 8167. | Mukundan (mukundan314) | 88.11 | 96% | 2023-03-14 |
| 8168. | Michwael Redpants (endlessm... | 88.11 | 98% | 2022-05-09 |
| 8169. | Tamer (tmr0222) | 88.11 | 95% | 2017-09-19 |
| 8170. | Whitney (hollythorn) | 88.10 | 99% | 2023-05-10 |
| 8171. | Warren (warrudd) | 88.10 | 97% | 2019-09-11 |
| 8172. | burptodo (shadyxmd) | 88.10 | 97% | 2018-11-13 |
| 8173. | Seyoung (seyoung) | 88.10 | 97% | 2019-06-29 |
| 8174. | Camerron (camerron) | 88.09 | 99% | 2022-08-18 |
| 8175. | Kevin (kjax) | 88.09 | 98% | 2020-08-22 |
| 8176. | Anthony (burner17) | 88.09 | 95% | 2016-10-03 |
| 8177. | person (bulimia) | 88.08 | 97% | 2019-11-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |