Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3848. | aster (asterr) | 64.14 | 96% | 2017-07-12 |
| 3849. | Pham (paladin_3895) | 64.12 | 98% | 2017-07-01 |
| 3850. | uchka (uchka0826) | 64.10 | 96% | 2020-02-08 |
| 3851. | Ian (bgmad) | 64.09 | 98% | 2020-09-24 |
| 3852. | matan (malsonic) | 64.08 | 95% | 2020-10-14 |
| 3853. | Asger (chocoplank) | 64.07 | 97% | 2017-11-19 |
| 3854. | Marcus (x5starmodding) | 64.06 | 94% | 2020-04-24 |
| 3855. | Mickel (starlord322) | 64.03 | 98% | 2017-12-20 |
| 3856. | Luke (dragonacorn) | 64.03 | 96% | 2020-10-22 |
| 3857. | Adi (adirizka7) | 64.03 | 97% | 2017-09-19 |
| 3858. | Lee Paul (timberlandpaul) | 63.98 | 96% | 2020-03-24 |
| 3859. | Matthew (volkernordie) | 63.98 | 98% | 2017-10-29 |
| 3860. | Nurbek (tsukerk1) | 63.97 | 94% | 2020-09-18 |
| 3861. | qwerab (qwerab) | 63.97 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 3862. | Sissel (theonetrite) | 63.93 | 96% | 2019-04-09 |
| 3863. | Alec (ayic) | 63.91 | 95% | 2018-04-20 |
| 3864. | Aria (spaceface32) | 63.88 | 95% | 2020-12-04 |
| 3865. | uiceheidd (jass6111) | 63.85 | 96% | 2020-09-11 |
| 3866. | Null (chicken1996) | 63.84 | 97% | 2019-03-23 |
| 3867. | Ishaan (ishaan600) | 63.83 | 98% | 2017-09-28 |
| 3868. | Nursultan (nurs1) | 63.83 | 98% | 2017-07-01 |
| 3869. | DC (dcl238) | 63.81 | 95% | 2018-10-02 |
| 3870. | Karsten (gerk) | 63.81 | 96% | 2018-07-12 |
| 3871. | Jake (300476) | 63.81 | 95% | 2018-12-10 |
| 3872. | Joseph (mrpuffels) | 63.80 | 95% | 2020-11-09 |
| 3873. | Alex (singingsundays) | 63.76 | 96% | 2018-07-26 |
| 3874. | Hiram (hiramrbc) | 63.75 | 98% | 2020-04-14 |
| 3875. | GWood (10623gwood) | 63.72 | 96% | 2018-07-27 |
| 3876. | Evangelos (es305) | 63.72 | 95% | 2017-09-11 |
| 3877. | tsapi (tsapi) | 63.71 | 97% | 2018-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |