As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7466. | jason (grino) | 89.97 | 94% | 2016-01-06 |
7467. | Adam (athrowawaytyper) | 89.97 | 99% | 2022-10-04 |
7468. | Kevin (surv) | 89.97 | 91% | 2016-04-20 |
7469. | I'm too slow (khaelnas) | 89.96 | 97% | 2022-06-25 |
7470. | WANG (williamrenardi) | 89.96 | 98% | 2021-02-11 |
7471. | Gerard (ultimagnus) | 89.96 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
7472. | Plato (observer_02) | 89.96 | 95% | 2017-03-05 |
7473. | spindrift (spindrift) | 89.95 | 96.8% | 2024-04-13 |
7474. | Connie (cb4ever81) | 89.95 | 97% | 2016-05-03 |
7475. | Etalm (walter_gilbert) | 89.95 | 98.4% | 2021-02-14 |
7476. | Avi (_flv) | 89.95 | 98% | 2016-03-17 |
7477. | Siddhant (indianracer385) | 89.94 | 97.7% | 2025-04-20 |
7478. | Kirin (emptomatoketchup) | 89.94 | 97% | 2022-06-18 |
7479. | sc5 (smart_coder5) | 89.94 | 99.3% | 2024-11-23 |
7480. | Jesse (jebug29) | 89.94 | 98% | 2020-03-07 |
7481. | Cj (phexxy) | 89.94 | 92% | 2015-12-22 |
7482. | Anthony (sp333dy) | 89.93 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
7483. | Okayish (crappytyper) | 89.93 | 98% | 2017-10-06 |
7484. | crewx123 (crewx123) | 89.92 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
7485. | BigHoss6969 (bighoss6969) | 89.92 | 98% | 2024-08-08 |
7486. | toki_crush (boom_51) | 89.92 | 96% | 2016-03-08 |
7487. | SD (nologen) | 89.91 | 97% | 2015-10-11 |
7488. | Justin (justin4101) | 89.91 | 97% | 2021-02-01 |
7489. | Akuma (katanoshi) | 89.91 | 96% | 2022-05-03 |
7490. | Claudio (tato41) | 89.91 | 97% | 2025-03-19 |
7491. | potato (derpsaur99) | 89.91 | 98.9% | 2021-02-10 |
7492. | Angry (angrysanta) | 89.91 | 96.7% | 2024-09-07 |
7493. | Just a potato (quocbinhgt3007) | 89.90 | 95.8% | 2023-11-07 |
7494. | Ramsey (tackheads) | 89.89 | 96% | 2022-06-26 |
7495. | Abhishek (abhishekarnold) | 89.89 | 98.8% | 2023-12-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |