I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13111. | Tí cần không bạn (ron... | 78.86 | 97.6% | 2023-08-29 |
| 13112. | TERT (antonhsu) | 78.86 | 98% | 2023-11-12 |
| 13113. | Jaswinder (jaswinder1997) | 78.86 | 97% | 2023-02-20 |
| 13114. | fish (blackfishmustard) | 78.86 | 96% | 2023-03-30 |
| 13115. | Peazgood (peazgood) | 78.86 | 94% | 2019-05-04 |
| 13116. | Falerian (rifleon) | 78.86 | 97% | 2017-12-01 |
| 13117. | Jochen (s1mpx) | 78.86 | 89% | 2016-06-17 |
| 13118. | The (thesaints) | 78.86 | 96% | 2016-02-14 |
| 13119. | opECtRotlAsHaradOMerceaRChN... | 78.86 | 97% | 2019-07-01 |
| 13120. | jabroski (ritzuu) | 78.85 | 97% | 2024-03-29 |
| 13121. | TheXFalcon (xavier_poh) | 78.85 | 96% | 2023-01-09 |
| 13122. | Martin (martinzane) | 78.84 | 97% | 2024-07-15 |
| 13123. | Garrett (gurt0) | 78.84 | 96% | 2022-12-05 |
| 13124. | High (highbeach) | 78.84 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| 13125. | Arlen (greantee) | 78.84 | 96% | 2017-12-19 |
| 13126. | GP (lfmao) | 78.84 | 91% | 2016-09-26 |
| 13127. | Andrew (s776977) | 78.83 | 95% | 2022-09-14 |
| 13128. | Cody (source_of_logic) | 78.83 | 97% | 2019-08-14 |
| 13129. | Kevin (kevincamilo) | 78.83 | 97% | 2021-12-20 |
| 13130. | Naufal (naufalmahing) | 78.83 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
| 13131. | Hisham (hisham_m) | 78.83 | 97% | 2022-09-25 |
| 13132. | Bidou (bidou) | 78.83 | 97% | 2019-07-01 |
| 13133. | Michael (mikedmill) | 78.83 | 95% | 2016-04-18 |
| 13134. | Neptune (neptune_22) | 78.83 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 13135. | Mohit (mohit2208) | 78.83 | 97.2% | 2024-10-01 |
| 13136. | Christina (peanut0718) | 78.83 | 98% | 2020-10-20 |
| 13137. | Jerry (d3mn8) | 78.82 | 92% | 2017-01-02 |
| 13138. | Z (r4nz) | 78.82 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
| 13139. | Arkajyoti (arkajyotijha) | 78.82 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
| 13140. | Lmao (karlo47) | 78.82 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |