So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34551. | janice (shingpingpong) | 40.86 | — | 2009-01-06 |
| 34552. | (djescalante) | 40.85 | 95.9% | 2023-10-24 |
| 34553. | REDSTONE (blockofredstone) | 40.85 | 93% | 2023-03-08 |
| 34554. | (kevinzhao) | 40.85 | — | 2009-11-26 |
| 34555. | (tu1c10) | 40.85 | 93% | 2011-10-19 |
| 34556. | Tuan (tonyteo321) | 40.85 | — | 2010-05-06 |
| 34557. | ZEEMO (zeemo) | 40.84 | 93% | 2021-01-06 |
| 34558. | (thomas_jim9) | 40.84 | — | 2011-02-23 |
| 34559. | (robotello) | 40.83 | 90% | 2014-12-13 |
| 34560. | (nicotheo101) | 40.82 | 83% | 2016-03-31 |
| 34561. | (heavenzard) | 40.82 | 93% | 2014-05-06 |
| 34562. | (drlamchung) | 40.82 | 96% | 2015-04-06 |
| 34563. | (fantastic123) | 40.82 | 84% | 2015-08-19 |
| 34564. | (rahafalahdab) | 40.81 | 98% | 2022-09-08 |
| 34565. | K (littlemog) | 40.81 | 93% | 2017-07-31 |
| 34566. | nela camelia (agatha67) | 40.78 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 34567. | (fershky) | 40.77 | 84% | 2016-11-21 |
| 34568. | (tiffany_louise) | 40.77 | 91% | 2013-03-04 |
| 34569. | Connor (source) | 40.77 | — | 2009-07-19 |
| 34570. | (ngoduyanh2812) | 40.77 | 81% | 2015-03-26 |
| 34571. | (applepiebay) | 40.76 | 96% | 2021-01-07 |
| 34572. | Ziga (zignov10f) | 40.75 | 92% | 2020-12-08 |
| 34573. | (dantex) | 40.75 | 92% | 2016-02-10 |
| 34574. | Utsah (utsah470) | 40.74 | 95% | 2022-07-06 |
| 34575. | SaYYid (sayyid) | 40.74 | — | 2011-05-02 |
| 34576. | (goatnotsheep) | 40.73 | — | 2008-12-21 |
| 34577. | (kaakusharma) | 40.73 | 96% | 2012-02-12 |
| 34578. | (john__) | 40.73 | 93% | 2012-02-21 |
| 34579. | Viet (vietbuzz) | 40.72 | 93% | 2016-07-10 |
| 34580. | (cuongbk) | 40.72 | 90% | 2012-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |