So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29269. | subham (syt03) | 54.26 | 96% | 2022-06-17 |
| 29270. | neenee (canihaspie) | 54.26 | 97% | 2017-09-16 |
| 29271. | melvster (melvster) | 54.25 | 100% | 2014-12-24 |
| 29272. | Majo (majo07) | 54.25 | 92% | 2012-10-03 |
| 29273. | Kanze (romzak) | 54.25 | 89% | 2016-09-08 |
| 29274. | Firdaus (imransinx) | 54.25 | 85% | 2013-02-06 |
| 29275. | tarun (fighter_tarun) | 54.25 | 87% | 2014-09-12 |
| 29276. | tofe (tofetofe) | 54.24 | 95% | 2021-11-29 |
| 29277. | Your (fifimarf) | 54.24 | 96.3% | 2021-02-18 |
| 29278. | Tarik (bin_laden13) | 54.24 | 96% | 2020-09-26 |
| 29279. | Eugene (eugenemsc) | 54.24 | 95% | 2014-05-26 |
| 29280. | Kris (xfwk) | 54.23 | 93% | 2014-02-24 |
| 29281. | Deez (noob_master__69) | 54.23 | 94% | 2021-02-20 |
| 29282. | Ray (powerking) | 54.23 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| 29283. | Anton (y0ma97) | 54.23 | — | 2009-09-05 |
| 29284. | PHUC NGUYEN (tieuquetu) | 54.23 | 92% | 2012-09-30 |
| 29285. | rathan (rathan_george) | 54.22 | 91% | 2013-03-14 |
| 29286. | satya (satya1110) | 54.22 | 95% | 2017-09-18 |
| 29287. | CopyNinja09 (copyninja_) | 54.22 | 97% | 2022-01-27 |
| 29288. | Jane (simmons) | 54.22 | — | 2008-08-28 |
| 29289. | Sourav (sourav_malo) | 54.22 | 95% | 2019-08-03 |
| 29290. | Jazzmine (apmdaily) | 54.22 | 95% | 2018-05-31 |
| 29291. | Tom (tomsit) | 54.22 | — | 2011-01-13 |
| 29292. | Surendra Kumar (suren) | 54.22 | — | 2009-12-06 |
| 29293. | luke (luke29) | 54.22 | — | 2009-01-20 |
| 29294. | Amila (amila325) | 54.21 | 96% | 2019-02-11 |
| 29295. | NCKZMA (nckzma) | 54.21 | 94% | 2020-04-28 |
| 29296. | Farzad (farzad1991) | 54.21 | 91% | 2014-06-07 |
| 29297. | Umbra (umbraldove) | 54.20 | 96% | 2022-03-03 |
| 29298. | Sultan (sultannawazkhan) | 54.20 | 95% | 2016-09-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |