I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2232. | bvckspvce (slowracerx) | 116.93 | 97.5% | 2021-01-28 |
| 2233. | Richard (dicklash) | 116.90 | 99.7% | 2023-12-11 |
| 2234. | DuongForeverAlone (sieunhan... | 116.90 | 98% | 2022-06-01 |
| 2235. | Gavin (gavwhela) | 116.90 | 99% | 2020-08-10 |
| 2236. | Billy (bee_tee_gee) | 116.90 | 96% | 2017-05-14 |
| 2237. | . (hanthedude) | 116.88 | 97% | 2021-12-09 |
| 2238. | lukas (cogulol) | 116.88 | 99% | 2021-04-03 |
| 2239. | WinterCore (wintercore) | 116.86 | 97% | 2019-05-19 |
| 2240. | Hitori (hellomell0) | 116.85 | 96.1% | 2024-03-18 |
| 2241. | emule (emily2h) | 116.84 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 2242. | 'ello (boerewors) | 116.84 | 98% | 2018-09-20 |
| 2243. | Axton (recklessxd) | 116.83 | 100% | 2019-04-13 |
| 2244. | thinkerdog (derfuchs) | 116.81 | 98% | 2022-04-28 |
| 2245. | xena (scogx3281) | 116.81 | 98.4% | 2024-10-16 |
| 2246. | Ben (happy_typist) | 116.80 | 98% | 2025-07-17 |
| 2247. | bkp!! (290vc) | 116.80 | 99% | 2024-09-19 |
| 2248. | sotiris (sotirispech) | 116.79 | 99% | 2024-02-22 |
| 2249. | rjooske (rjooske) | 116.78 | 100% | 2023-03-14 |
| 2250. | hella fast (accuracy_acc) | 116.76 | 100% | 2023-01-05 |
| 2251. | Antoni (aachh) | 116.76 | 97.4% | 2021-01-28 |
| 2252. | ifavila (ifavila) | 116.75 | 98% | 2023-08-04 |
| 2253. | page (pagegap) | 116.75 | 98.7% | 2025-02-17 |
| 2254. | Diana (agent_artemis) | 116.75 | 99% | 2020-02-26 |
| 2255. | slowasfucc (slowasfuccc) | 116.75 | 100% | 2023-08-28 |
| 2256. | Sydney (sydneykimbell) | 116.75 | 98.3% | 2024-02-25 |
| 2257. | Christian (lawlbasaur) | 116.75 | 100% | 2021-08-01 |
| 2258. | blop (axemalt) | 116.75 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 2259. | Sharique (sharique) | 116.74 | 96% | 2017-05-23 |
| 2260. | Vincent (vincentjhny) | 116.73 | 99% | 2019-10-17 |
| 2261. | Gian (gianeric) | 116.73 | 98% | 2019-03-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |