As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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17719. | Jacob (critias26) | 66.38 | 98% | 2018-09-06 |
17720. | Nafidz (arckngel) | 66.37 | 96% | 2021-06-06 |
17721. | bean (skillednoob69) | 66.37 | 95% | 2021-02-24 |
17722. | matt (mpcroft) | 66.37 | 98% | 2019-10-22 |
17723. | Cryxon (cryxon) | 66.36 | 97% | 2022-08-05 |
17724. | SImo (__simo__) | 66.36 | 96.6% | 2024-11-07 |
17725. | YSSH (yosshi) | 66.36 | 94% | 2021-10-22 |
17726. | Amuck (amuckrunner) | 66.36 | 97% | 2018-02-14 |
17727. | Constantinos (constantinos) | 66.36 | 95% | 2016-05-29 |
17728. | Beebz (ajdj23) | 66.35 | 94% | 2017-01-07 |
17729. | Suvin (suvin) | 66.35 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
17730. | Jay (jamirey) | 66.35 | 96.6% | 2021-02-09 |
17731. | jus1970 (jus2u4) | 66.34 | 95% | 2018-05-16 |
17732. | David (dawan12) | 66.34 | 98% | 2021-07-09 |
17733. | Aruji (aruji) | 66.34 | 96% | 2021-05-12 |
17734. | mcshizney (mcshizney) | 66.34 | 92% | 2017-01-14 |
17735. | Zyron (whizyron) | 66.33 | 97% | 2022-08-21 |
17736. | David Michael (portdavenport) | 66.33 | 98% | 2018-09-18 |
17737. | Benny (candye) | 66.33 | 95% | 2023-08-12 |
17738. | Bálint (sotanyibalint) | 66.33 | 95% | 2021-02-01 |
17739. | Minxuan (caimx) | 66.32 | 96% | 2023-02-10 |
17740. | Vlaad (vladiii) | 66.32 | 94% | 2022-03-09 |
17741. | DvorakTraining (mast3rgamml3r) | 66.32 | 97% | 2018-12-20 |
17742. | Emmanuel (i_emmanuel) | 66.32 | 98% | 2015-08-03 |
17743. | prashanth (prashanth8323) | 66.32 | 89% | 2016-12-06 |
17744. | nanang (bedeute) | 66.32 | 90% | 2017-04-22 |
17745. | Harsh (rao_shab2000) | 66.31 | 95% | 2022-03-08 |
17746. | ahnfnsr (ahnfnsr) | 66.31 | 95% | 2022-01-07 |
17747. | Van (motorhobo) | 66.31 | 99% | 2018-11-17 |
17748. | makeout (wastingtimexd) | 66.30 | 97% | 2021-11-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |