I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2398. | Alberto (itsfuntotypefast) | 80.62 | 98% | 2024-08-04 |
| 2399. | David Yi Hong (davidyihong) | 80.62 | 97.1% | 2024-08-06 |
| 2400. | tstats[Zmiester0828] (zmeis... | 80.62 | 95.9% | 2024-09-07 |
| 2401. | hozu (pot4topie) | 80.61 | 96% | 2024-02-19 |
| 2402. | ViscoseTa (viscoseta) | 80.60 | 95% | 2023-05-29 |
| 2403. | Joel (joeljohnstone) | 80.60 | 99% | 2023-05-10 |
| 2404. | Rocky (sushil26) | 80.58 | 97.9% | 2025-01-03 |
| 2405. | Erik (lipesmapes_01) | 80.53 | 94.9% | 2023-12-07 |
| 2406. | Json (json_xing) | 80.52 | 96.4% | 2024-02-24 |
| 2407. | Piotr (codemate) | 80.49 | 97.1% | 2025-03-27 |
| 2408. | Paperclip (akmalreza) | 80.43 | 97% | 2023-05-17 |
| 2409. | Nicholas (t0903591) | 80.43 | 94% | 2024-04-10 |
| 2410. | FanchenBao (fanchenbao) | 80.40 | 96.9% | 2024-07-27 |
| 2411. | Pau (paupaw) | 80.40 | 96.3% | 2024-09-02 |
| 2412. | Tejas (crimcrim) | 80.40 | 97% | 2023-09-22 |
| 2413. | ReptilianBird (reptilianbird) | 80.39 | 96.2% | 2025-04-05 |
| 2414. | (sosjiz) | 80.37 | 95% | 2024-07-17 |
| 2415. | Durgesh Pachghare (inv3nt0r) | 80.36 | 96.1% | 2024-02-26 |
| 2416. | Alan (alanyoung) | 80.35 | 96% | 2023-06-10 |
| 2417. | pail (angertyper) | 80.32 | 96% | 2023-09-14 |
| 2418. | Igor (igorouterelo) | 80.31 | 97% | 2024-09-16 |
| 2419. | Gejus (cockcockuawahh) | 80.31 | 95% | 2023-10-12 |
| 2420. | Jul (happypig2) | 80.27 | 98% | 2024-12-19 |
| 2421. | MertEmre (mertemre) | 80.25 | 96.7% | 2024-03-24 |
| 2422. | Ugo (_ugo_) | 80.22 | 96.6% | 2024-09-02 |
| 2423. | jackson (glandularissue) | 80.21 | 97% | 2024-10-22 |
| 2424. | 鍙仔colemak (hulkct) | 80.16 | 96% | 2023-05-29 |
| 2425. | Tsarina (tsarinadaeyra) | 80.15 | 98% | 2024-12-23 |
| 2426. | Adam (armen32cz) | 80.15 | 96% | 2023-05-23 |
| 2427. | Tom (twrig144) | 80.14 | 95.8% | 2023-10-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |