So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33286. | Benjamin (benjaminromeo00) | 46.47 | 94% | 2023-07-12 |
| 33287. | tejie (krid_05) | 46.47 | — | 2011-01-31 |
| 33288. | Wieslaw (wieslawo) | 46.47 | 95% | 2015-10-11 |
| 33289. | gio (crazyoig) | 46.47 | — | 2010-02-18 |
| 33290. | Mr Zai (tmsofficial) | 46.46 | 94% | 2022-09-27 |
| 33291. | CHANDRA SEKHAR (chanduandsa... | 46.46 | 94% | 2020-01-28 |
| 33292. | Yella (yella_habibi) | 46.46 | 96% | 2019-11-27 |
| 33293. | Kuhaku (walah217) | 46.46 | 85% | 2016-10-18 |
| 33294. | Bee (beeonbee) | 46.46 | — | 2011-01-25 |
| 33295. | Jeffrey (jackpot11) | 46.46 | 90% | 2011-08-25 |
| 33296. | corey (mowerman91) | 46.46 | — | 2009-03-30 |
| 33297. | anay (anay147) | 46.46 | 98% | 2018-01-04 |
| 33298. | NewBeginning (newbeginning) | 46.45 | 89% | 2017-05-16 |
| 33299. | Suraj (surajj) | 46.45 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 33300. | tryguy (tryguy) | 46.45 | — | 2009-11-12 |
| 33301. | Sherlock (praveen_g) | 46.45 | 88% | 2016-06-28 |
| 33302. | Rishi (rishipoonia) | 46.44 | 94% | 2022-01-06 |
| 33303. | soopasoop (soopasoop) | 46.44 | 94% | 2021-11-24 |
| 33304. | Shashank (same_lame_name) | 46.44 | 96% | 2020-03-02 |
| 33305. | PonyTail (p0nytail) | 46.43 | 97% | 2023-08-14 |
| 33306. | tstats[illumirati] (illumir... | 46.43 | 94% | 2022-04-26 |
| 33307. | Viet (pooperawesome) | 46.43 | 88% | 2016-09-15 |
| 33308. | Rustham Ahmed (_rxtm_) | 46.43 | 94% | 2023-10-31 |
| 33309. | Odobasian (odobassian) | 46.43 | 93.7% | 2023-09-23 |
| 33310. | Nhok (nhokruakon) | 46.43 | 92% | 2012-07-25 |
| 33311. | Michelle (red_ember018) | 46.43 | — | 2009-06-27 |
| 33312. | Michae (mike18) | 46.42 | 94% | 2015-01-05 |
| 33313. | amar (internaal) | 46.42 | — | 2009-11-30 |
| 33314. | rifat (rifat) | 46.42 | — | 2009-03-23 |
| 33315. | Tom (csaboka) | 46.42 | — | 2010-08-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |