So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35434. | Ramakant (sakergayenr) | 36.91 | — | 2009-09-18 |
| 35435. | Hung (whocast) | 36.90 | — | 2009-09-14 |
| 35436. | Liuyuan (fragments) | 36.90 | 94% | 2016-11-23 |
| 35437. | KK (kklin0115) | 36.89 | 91% | 2023-07-24 |
| 35438. | Vale (looser) | 36.88 | — | 2008-11-08 |
| 35439. | Nando (hyprr) | 36.87 | 93% | 2021-09-10 |
| 35440. | yousef (dewberry_kun) | 36.87 | 93% | 2020-03-07 |
| 35441. | Nic (nalaro) | 36.85 | 78% | 2016-12-18 |
| 35442. | charlie (ck840204) | 36.85 | 94% | 2015-10-27 |
| 35443. | Zaib (zaib_107) | 36.85 | 93% | 2022-08-28 |
| 35444. | michivous (aranda_ann07@yah... | 36.85 | 95% | 2012-11-25 |
| 35445. | Melissa (yachinma) | 36.83 | 96% | 2014-04-14 |
| 35446. | L2Eng/sales (reddyreddy) | 36.79 | 90% | 2013-01-08 |
| 35447. | Zujun (rand42) | 36.77 | 88% | 2012-08-06 |
| 35448. | Arm (armkillbill) | 36.77 | — | 2009-09-01 |
| 35449. | Haise (haise0) | 36.77 | 97% | 2017-06-22 |
| 35450. | Soniya (soniya_rajendran) | 36.76 | 95% | 2022-11-05 |
| 35451. | sas911 (sas911) | 36.76 | 94.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 35452. | hamza (hamzadi) | 36.76 | 93% | 2021-02-02 |
| 35453. | ada (kamwaa) | 36.76 | 90% | 2015-07-15 |
| 35454. | mohammed (lol2452345) | 36.74 | 93% | 2021-03-10 |
| 35455. | Sagar (sagar38183) | 36.73 | 95% | 2022-08-18 |
| 35456. | young (lilonechill) | 36.70 | 96% | 2018-10-03 |
| 35457. | Ivan (lavi04) | 36.69 | 86% | 2011-09-17 |
| 35458. | Mike (verfi) | 36.68 | 90.5% | 2023-09-06 |
| 35459. | Pro Star (prostar1) | 36.66 | 93% | 2021-05-08 |
| 35460. | Agnes (agnesliona) | 36.64 | 95% | 2016-02-01 |
| 35461. | NISHANT (nishant99) | 36.63 | 94% | 2016-06-28 |
| 35462. | Daniel (danieltxo) | 36.62 | 97% | 2016-07-07 |
| 35463. | Anuar (silver_anubis) | 36.61 | — | 2010-11-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |