The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5889. | Epsilon (renalaves) | 99.72 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 5890. | san_ (san__) | 99.72 | 96% | 2022-07-15 |
| 5891. | SUPER (supertran) | 99.72 | — | 2010-09-28 |
| 5892. | Eddie (pelosm) | 99.72 | — | 2008-09-15 |
| 5893. | 🆂🅷🅰🅳🆁 (nyeshyo) | 99.72 | 94% | 2013-09-05 |
| 5894. | Twiggy (twiggylic) | 99.71 | 98% | 2019-04-05 |
| 5895. | (yeekidd) | 99.71 | 98% | 2022-03-28 |
| 5896. | Ceej (carljay_525) | 99.71 | 96% | 2021-02-21 |
| 5897. | Elijamin (mejikmahn) | 99.71 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
| 5898. | yasir (yasir1) | 99.71 | — | 2010-03-31 |
| 5899. | Joe Seph (joesephdiver) | 99.70 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| 5900. | Josh (porkerpants) | 99.70 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
| 5901. | alpha (ancplaehh) | 99.70 | — | 2009-12-21 |
| 5902. | Joliver (justjoekingg) | 99.69 | 96% | 2021-07-19 |
| 5903. | Randall (rdhidajat) | 99.69 | 98% | 2011-10-25 |
| 5904. | Davis (muffinsx32) | 99.69 | 98% | 2018-12-21 |
| 5905. | Sonia60610 (sonia60610) | 99.68 | — | 2011-03-07 |
| 5906. | Christopher (skycaptain) | 99.68 | 93% | 2011-11-03 |
| 5907. | Colemak (cubexp208) | 99.67 | 95.7% | 2021-01-29 |
| 5908. | Nemo (35603560) | 99.67 | 97% | 2016-05-27 |
| 5909. | sexysteven (sexysteven123) | 99.66 | 94% | 2016-10-31 |
| 5910. | Dustin (hellishemo) | 99.66 | — | 2010-09-29 |
| 5911. | Haylie (hayz_grace) | 99.66 | 97% | 2013-08-15 |
| 5912. | ya (stfudesu) | 99.65 | 98% | 2021-06-14 |
| 5913. | God (jpaul100) | 99.65 | 99.3% | 2023-05-16 |
| 5914. | macura (bobbygreg) | 99.65 | 99% | 2019-08-14 |
| 5915. | Alex (fluffehpander) | 99.64 | 99% | 2022-02-02 |
| 5916. | Megan (meganchua) | 99.64 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 5917. | Khaled (khaled2252) | 99.64 | 97% | 2023-01-19 |
| 5918. | Kri (mckri) | 99.64 | 99% | 2019-05-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |