Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3329. | Bob (bobsmiwth32423) | 72.40 | 96% | 2020-05-01 |
| 3330. | Dante (sillydong) | 72.39 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 3331. | Ruslan (rusbes) | 72.38 | 97% | 2018-07-04 |
| 3332. | Derrick (derrickha) | 72.36 | 96% | 2020-07-24 |
| 3333. | Kenyaaa~~~ (kenzaa) | 72.36 | 96% | 2020-04-04 |
| 3334. | Dani (danivideda) | 72.35 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
| 3335. | Edgey (tedge) | 72.35 | 94% | 2019-09-27 |
| 3336. | Adrian (adrianc04) | 72.35 | 98% | 2020-06-18 |
| 3337. | uty (tisurend) | 72.33 | 96% | 2020-10-15 |
| 3338. | Surajit (surajit) | 72.33 | 99% | 2019-08-12 |
| 3339. | sAnideos (sanideos) | 72.32 | 98% | 2020-11-04 |
| 3340. | Aryan (aryanakr) | 72.31 | 97% | 2019-01-23 |
| 3341. | iglo31 (iglo31) | 72.30 | 98% | 2020-07-28 |
| 3342. | Cole (coletheboat) | 72.30 | 97% | 2020-09-10 |
| 3343. | Spanandan (spandan01) | 72.30 | 97% | 2018-08-30 |
| 3344. | Neodymium (neodytrium) | 72.29 | 96% | 2020-09-19 |
| 3345. | Zoomer (somerandomkid76) | 72.28 | 94% | 2020-07-19 |
| 3346. | rv3392 (rv3392) | 72.27 | 96% | 2020-03-01 |
| 3347. | Alexeii (alexeiileonov) | 72.27 | 96% | 2020-08-04 |
| 3348. | Fred (fastboyo) | 72.25 | 95% | 2018-11-12 |
| 3349. | Dazze (xjhanrayx) | 72.24 | 96% | 2020-02-17 |
| 3350. | spy (noobtypebuddy) | 72.24 | 96% | 2019-02-28 |
| 3351. | ttvnaaya786 (ttvnaaya786) | 72.22 | 98% | 2020-08-17 |
| 3352. | v (fnut) | 72.21 | 96% | 2020-10-04 |
| 3353. | Tsovak (harutyunyan611) | 72.21 | 98% | 2018-07-13 |
| 3354. | shantanu (shantothegreat) | 72.19 | 98% | 2018-12-10 |
| 3355. | Heisenberg (heisenberg11119) | 72.18 | 96% | 2018-02-19 |
| 3356. | Jake (jake221) | 72.18 | 95% | 2019-04-19 |
| 3357. | big (dingerlol) | 72.16 | 95% | 2018-09-09 |
| 3358. | Teuku (hahasrul) | 72.15 | 99% | 2019-03-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |