You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2126. | PhroomPhroom (phosure47) | 70.62 | 97% | 2020-07-15 |
| 2127. | zzz (snorl4x) | 70.61 | 97% | 2019-04-09 |
| 2128. | Quinn (nuggets11) | 70.60 | 95% | 2020-11-06 |
| 2129. | Rami (nub_paws) | 70.59 | 95% | 2018-03-24 |
| 2130. | Walro (walro) | 70.56 | 96% | 2020-07-12 |
| 2131. | DC (dcl238) | 70.56 | 95% | 2019-01-13 |
| 2132. | Thomas (thomas70) | 70.54 | 98% | 2020-08-26 |
| 2133. | Michael (mikenike52899) | 70.51 | 94% | 2019-04-12 |
| 2134. | Dhiva (dhivaa) | 70.49 | 96% | 2018-08-13 |
| 2135. | Zevi (zevie) | 70.49 | 96% | 2018-04-25 |
| 2136. | Angel (angtheavatar) | 70.42 | 96% | 2020-02-04 |
| 2137. | Ickooo (gamerchancer) | 70.42 | 96% | 2019-02-11 |
| 2138. | Nayef (nayefk) | 70.28 | 97% | 2019-05-18 |
| 2139. | dude (udead1) | 70.24 | 96% | 2020-03-23 |
| 2140. | I12 (inot12) | 70.23 | 96% | 2020-11-21 |
| 2141. | Kim Jong-il (a9088391) | 70.21 | 97% | 2020-03-28 |
| 2142. | Zoomer (somerandomkid76) | 70.18 | 95% | 2020-02-12 |
| 2143. | linkai (linkaixd) | 70.15 | 94% | 2020-12-01 |
| 2144. | Alex (manithan) | 70.12 | 97% | 2019-07-23 |
| 2145. | Sun (timaeous) | 70.09 | 96% | 2020-04-09 |
| 2146. | Yujie Du (duyujie0817) | 70.08 | 98% | 2018-06-28 |
| 2147. | Chad (godchad) | 70.08 | 95% | 2018-10-23 |
| 2148. | lucia (shql) | 70.01 | 98% | 2018-07-10 |
| 2149. | Bat-Amgalan (mambatukaa) | 69.87 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 2150. | DANIEL (dizo) | 69.87 | 98% | 2018-08-01 |
| 2151. | Raios (raios) | 69.78 | 97% | 2020-06-17 |
| 2152. | Slow (centrax) | 69.67 | 97% | 2020-10-24 |
| 2153. | page (kendokazoo) | 69.64 | 94% | 2020-10-12 |
| 2154. | Eric (eibaugh) | 69.64 | 96% | 2018-09-11 |
| 2155. | . (stationarywall) | 69.59 | 98% | 2018-08-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |