And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17591. | Austin (jarifishu) | 83.34 | 98% | 2020-08-26 |
| 17592. | Naji (neji7) | 83.34 | 94% | 2021-08-07 |
| 17593. | n2 (n2cuen) | 83.34 | — | 2010-03-27 |
| 17594. | miiiinabot (tobytucker) | 83.34 | 92% | 2012-05-03 |
| 17595. | Farkhat (farick92) | 83.34 | 95% | 2013-12-16 |
| 17596. | Hoong Jiet (dragonate1111) | 83.33 | 96% | 2023-08-06 |
| 17597. | Suikyo (suikyo) | 83.33 | 97% | 2021-11-11 |
| 17598. | J (kromosparcs) | 83.33 | 95% | 2021-03-10 |
| 17599. | Panda! at the Disco (chardb... | 83.33 | 97% | 2022-08-10 |
| 17600. | Jerry (jl22) | 83.33 | 97% | 2022-09-05 |
| 17601. | O(∩_∩)O (justsaygn) | 83.33 | — | 2011-01-14 |
| 17602. | AzR (azhar7) | 83.33 | 93% | 2013-11-19 |
| 17603. | Luke (woopgfx) | 83.33 | 93% | 2012-11-05 |
| 17604. | Learning (cyka_blyat) | 83.33 | 93% | 2016-01-29 |
| 17605. | Rafael (rafo430) | 83.33 | 92% | 2016-11-26 |
| 17606. | amanda (mandaburnette) | 83.33 | — | 2010-05-17 |
| 17607. | Ethan (gameystew8) | 83.32 | 97% | 2022-07-26 |
| 17608. | Zoomer (somerandomkid76) | 83.32 | 96% | 2020-03-06 |
| 17609. | Azzinoth (azzinoth) | 83.32 | 93% | 2015-10-19 |
| 17610. | Abby (paintingcat12) | 83.32 | 96% | 2014-09-30 |
| 17611. | Arjun (arjran) | 83.32 | — | 2010-03-30 |
| 17612. | icosaedru (achimia) | 83.32 | 99% | 2018-11-16 |
| 17613. | Tina (the0ppositeme) | 83.31 | 97% | 2018-03-05 |
| 17614. | Cass (sneakyperryplat) | 83.31 | 96% | 2020-08-13 |
| 17615. | Jack (randomdize) | 83.31 | 96% | 2018-04-02 |
| 17616. | Matteo (atteo1000) | 83.30 | 97% | 2023-07-05 |
| 17617. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (keypist) | 83.30 | 96% | 2020-06-27 |
| 17618. | ban (lapsap) | 83.30 | — | 2011-01-08 |
| 17619. | Tim (wayofwolf) | 83.30 | 98% | 2014-12-25 |
| 17620. | Paul (soonersfan6) | 83.30 | 99% | 2018-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |