So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1368. | Pcchild (pcchild) | 118.98 | 98% | 2017-08-25 |
| 1369. | IgnacioPip (seudo_dvorak) | 118.97 | 99% | 2021-11-27 |
| 1370. | qwerty (love2sing) | 118.97 | — | 2010-03-11 |
| 1371. | Steven (zanzibar) | 118.96 | 99% | 2013-10-24 |
| 1372. | DeathModer (kido2976) | 118.95 | 98% | 2020-01-09 |
| 1373. | John (padlocksalesman) | 118.95 | 97% | 2020-07-28 |
| 1374. | Gia (giatekla) | 118.95 | 99% | 2012-01-21 |
| 1375. | free (jubblies) | 118.93 | 99% | 2012-07-13 |
| 1376. | Sarah (sara_g) | 118.93 | 99% | 2021-01-09 |
| 1377. | keatz (13yearoldprodigy) | 118.93 | 90% | 2016-03-17 |
| 1378. | Liam (carpalxqgmlwy) | 118.91 | 96% | 2020-08-01 |
| 1379. | (loom981) | 118.90 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
| 1380. | Alex (sodah) | 118.90 | 93% | 2012-10-30 |
| 1381. | brandon (kbseah) | 118.90 | 97% | 2013-10-05 |
| 1382. | ye (modest_ked) | 118.89 | 98% | 2018-09-13 |
| 1383. | Bowen (bofeng1) | 118.86 | 98% | 2022-05-09 |
| 1384. | Alvin (dawlphin_) | 118.85 | 97% | 2022-02-28 |
| 1385. | Mevious (someguy) | 118.85 | 96% | 2011-09-26 |
| 1386. | davbad1 (davbad1) | 118.84 | 99% | 2021-10-22 |
| 1387. | Zanilen (zanilen) | 118.84 | 99% | 2019-11-25 |
| 1388. | Azar (maxentium) | 118.83 | 98% | 2018-08-12 |
| 1389. | Jomama (johanwashere) | 118.82 | 96% | 2012-05-07 |
| 1390. | Katie (kpb421) | 118.81 | 96% | 2012-01-11 |
| 1391. | Brockton (ztgstover) | 118.78 | 100% | 2021-12-16 |
| 1392. | Minpojke (minpojke) | 118.78 | 94% | 2013-08-16 |
| 1393. | Savannah (savannahmmoore_) | 118.77 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
| 1394. | SlowFingers44 (fastfingers44) | 118.77 | 98% | 2017-07-10 |
| 1395. | why... (fourshademk2) | 118.76 | 100% | 2018-05-01 |
| 1396. | Scott (dontstop) | 118.76 | 100% | 2012-04-05 |
| 1397. | ⠈⠁ᵀ ᴱ ᴵ ᴸ ᴼ... | 118.75 | 99% | 2022-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |