Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3187. | Rishi (rishi_id) | 69.68 | 96% | 2017-12-02 |
| 3188. | Michael (yomama500) | 69.65 | 97% | 2020-12-05 |
| 3189. | Oleg (braga01) | 69.64 | 96% | 2017-08-18 |
| 3190. | Dmitry (fe023eefe) | 69.63 | 96% | 2019-03-05 |
| 3191. | Derek (dsoucie) | 69.63 | 96% | 2017-10-10 |
| 3192. | Keyser Söze (johnomaha) | 69.63 | 98% | 2018-10-02 |
| 3193. | Karishma (kurryishma) | 69.61 | 96% | 2020-10-09 |
| 3194. | (enqq) | 69.60 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
| 3195. | Shymphony (shymphony) | 69.60 | 95% | 2020-03-17 |
| 3196. | sAjAn (sajansingh) | 69.58 | 96% | 2017-10-04 |
| 3197. | neo12 (neo12) | 69.57 | 98% | 2020-06-08 |
| 3198. | jake (000000000007) | 69.56 | 96% | 2018-12-22 |
| 3199. | Izzy (izzyberaja) | 69.54 | 97% | 2020-10-08 |
| 3200. | Simon (fishmango) | 69.54 | 97% | 2020-11-05 |
| 3201. | Emma (thiccladyfingers) | 69.52 | 95% | 2020-03-27 |
| 3202. | Pan con Palta (panconpalta123) | 69.52 | 95% | 2020-11-24 |
| 3203. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (some_guy4444) | 69.51 | 97% | 2019-08-23 |
| 3204. | Joshua (wthjosh) | 69.49 | 96% | 2018-10-13 |
| 3205. | sfg (nigh) | 69.49 | 96% | 2018-06-08 |
| 3206. | Imrglop (imrglop) | 69.46 | 96% | 2018-12-30 |
| 3207. | Brian (bcopp) | 69.46 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
| 3208. | Bilall (bilalmirza) | 69.44 | 98% | 2017-09-20 |
| 3209. | Kyle (kuronkuu) | 69.44 | 94% | 2020-11-06 |
| 3210. | Max (elsancho5) | 69.44 | 97% | 2017-11-28 |
| 3211. | Adilkhan (_paradox_) | 69.43 | 94% | 2020-01-03 |
| 3212. | Khashayar (khashayarxcm) | 69.43 | 97% | 2019-09-28 |
| 3213. | dragonborn (yerdaddy) | 69.41 | 97% | 2018-02-21 |
| 3214. | kat (69wpm420blazeit) | 69.41 | 97% | 2017-09-04 |
| 3215. | Lalit (lalitmunne9) | 69.40 | 98% | 2017-07-05 |
| 3216. | LaBron (labron2310) | 69.39 | 98% | 2019-07-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |