So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29298. | Vlas (vlas) | 54.20 | 94% | 2014-02-14 |
| 29299. | Tejas (tejastaori) | 54.20 | — | 2011-05-01 |
| 29300. | mayur (mayur1236) | 54.20 | 92% | 2015-04-02 |
| 29301. | Neon (neonman6) | 54.19 | 95% | 2022-12-06 |
| 29302. | Nazar (nabor0) | 54.19 | 96% | 2023-01-31 |
| 29303. | Victor (gonn3liito) | 54.19 | 94% | 2014-11-18 |
| 29304. | fahim (fahimskj) | 54.19 | 95% | 2017-02-23 |
| 29305. | Binh (metalzone00) | 54.19 | — | 2009-01-05 |
| 29306. | roshan (rori) | 54.19 | 96% | 2012-11-17 |
| 29307. | Diony (diony) | 54.19 | 93% | 2013-12-25 |
| 29308. | Rohit (chuchha) | 54.19 | — | 2011-04-19 |
| 29309. | zProKZy (zprokzy_008) | 54.18 | 94% | 2023-07-17 |
| 29310. | paddy (kattumanidhan) | 54.18 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 29311. | Chaiwichit (noconceptman) | 54.18 | 96% | 2014-11-22 |
| 29312. | Treaks (taddis1234) | 54.18 | 93% | 2016-11-14 |
| 29313. | men (menamara7@gmail.com) | 54.18 | 86% | 2011-06-27 |
| 29314. | Zia (mechatronic_beast) | 54.17 | 95% | 2022-11-24 |
| 29315. | Victor (malvikus) | 54.17 | 97% | 2020-03-17 |
| 29316. | waseemoo1 (waseemoo1) | 54.17 | 95% | 2021-09-28 |
| 29317. | Awesome (awesomeflabber) | 54.17 | 85% | 2016-08-18 |
| 29318. | aditya (addy2001) | 54.17 | 94.8% | 2023-08-28 |
| 29319. | hein (heinthant) | 54.17 | 94% | 2020-11-21 |
| 29320. | Soneka (soneka) | 54.17 | 85% | 2014-03-05 |
| 29321. | gaurav (somaiyagaurav) | 54.17 | — | 2009-06-03 |
| 29322. | Josh (hockeyjosh) | 54.17 | 92% | 2016-07-01 |
| 29323. | Karan (karan92837) | 54.16 | 94% | 2023-06-23 |
| 29324. | Victor Niel (victorniel) | 54.16 | 96% | 2023-09-13 |
| 29325. | William (willwolf45) | 54.16 | 97% | 2018-08-07 |
| 29326. | John (dent12) | 54.16 | 92% | 2022-01-03 |
| 29327. | Luciano (materiapensante) | 54.16 | 92% | 2012-05-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |