The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12048. | EMMS (pacific) | 96.46 | — | 2009-04-20 |
| 12049. | Jack (jackc) | 96.46 | 95% | 2013-01-28 |
| 12050. | Andres (andresnavarro) | 96.46 | 97% | 2013-02-18 |
| 12051. | velosofy (velosofy) | 96.45 | 90% | 2014-03-21 |
| 12052. | Robert (lupovolk) | 96.45 | 96% | 2022-05-30 |
| 12053. | :) (yuuuhhh) | 96.45 | 97% | 2023-08-24 |
| 12054. | Leena (leenatran) | 96.45 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 12055. | Riding on the wings of DEAT... | 96.45 | — | 2010-12-25 |
| 12056. | Tony (hexsymple) | 96.44 | 94% | 2015-03-31 |
| 12057. | tstats[algaedog] (algaedog) | 96.44 | 99% | 2022-12-21 |
| 12058. | wjstrummed (wanjing) | 96.44 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
| 12059. | Jerry (jl22) | 96.44 | 99% | 2022-09-05 |
| 12060. | Skippy (cthomas975) | 96.44 | 98% | 2018-01-09 |
| 12061. | George (piehead567) | 96.43 | 98% | 2020-02-16 |
| 12062. | Jakub (serckle) | 96.43 | 95.6% | 2021-01-29 |
| 12063. | Logan (loganft) | 96.43 | 99% | 2019-01-12 |
| 12064. | Alexander (quackcocaine) | 96.42 | 98% | 2017-05-02 |
| 12065. | Brian (scottyb) | 96.42 | 90% | 2016-04-02 |
| 12066. | Guilherme (thathappyboi) | 96.42 | 97% | 2018-09-22 |
| 12067. | Nicholas (legendarykeys) | 96.42 | 99% | 2020-12-12 |
| 12068. | Papa (solutional) | 96.42 | 97% | 2020-09-07 |
| 12069. | Asif Qureshi (attractive_asif) | 96.42 | 98% | 2017-04-07 |
| 12070. | firedarkS (firedarks) | 96.42 | 97% | 2020-01-28 |
| 12071. | Mikey (jamezor) | 96.42 | — | 2010-11-25 |
| 12072. | Uncreative (uncreatively) | 96.42 | 94% | 2013-07-05 |
| 12073. | Rodrigo (crotalos) | 96.41 | 97% | 2013-12-16 |
| 12074. | Atticus (hanniballecter) | 96.41 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
| 12075. | Amber (typershark89) | 96.41 | 95% | 2016-07-28 |
| 12076. | Thomas (ashryx) | 96.41 | 97% | 2020-11-07 |
| 12077. | Oliwier (olix04) | 96.41 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |