Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5568. | Surendra (5ur3ndr4) | 48.24 | 96% | 2019-01-28 |
| 5569. | olari (olaridv) | 48.23 | 96% | 2019-04-23 |
| 5570. | Saeed (saeedfx) | 48.23 | 98% | 2020-08-24 |
| 5571. | Dulappy (dulappy) | 48.22 | 96% | 2020-08-08 |
| 5572. | Singh (singh_ram) | 48.20 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
| 5573. | Vietnam (nihonwan) | 48.18 | 97% | 2020-01-29 |
| 5574. | Imane (tanghulu) | 48.15 | 100% | 2020-11-17 |
| 5575. | deltaY (lehoanson112358) | 48.08 | 95% | 2020-09-12 |
| 5576. | Pranav (sudopluto) | 48.05 | 95% | 2018-11-14 |
| 5577. | Jy (jyyyyy) | 48.05 | 93% | 2019-01-16 |
| 5578. | Jonas (oat_punk) | 48.04 | 96% | 2017-12-01 |
| 5579. | NEYT (naitsircher) | 48.04 | 95% | 2021-07-29 |
| 5580. | zen (zen181) | 47.99 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| 5581. | Foolbar (foolbar) | 47.98 | 98% | 2017-10-06 |
| 5582. | Christian (christiantan) | 47.98 | 95% | 2017-09-17 |
| 5583. | JD (jdranpariya) | 47.97 | 95% | 2020-11-29 |
| 5584. | SolTrain (soltrain) | 47.96 | 96% | 2020-01-14 |
| 5585. | 7amada (7amada) | 47.95 | 96% | 2020-08-21 |
| 5586. | Charles (shnevdorf) | 47.93 | 98% | 2018-06-10 |
| 5587. | Ronan (hk4sixteen) | 47.92 | 98% | 2018-07-25 |
| 5588. | Eden (edenboboi) | 47.90 | 93% | 2018-12-23 |
| 5589. | Stefan (mightyowl69) | 47.89 | 95% | 2020-07-02 |
| 5590. | B.Subramanyam (dipu111) | 47.87 | 96% | 2018-04-11 |
| 5591. | Alex (sano7748) | 47.85 | 98% | 2017-09-29 |
| 5592. | John (whalenj) | 47.83 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
| 5593. | Legion (legionactual) | 47.79 | 96% | 2018-01-31 |
| 5594. | Divu (divdev25) | 47.78 | 95% | 2017-08-31 |
| 5595. | Ian (intothevoid) | 47.77 | 98% | 2018-07-29 |
| 5596. | laskit (laskit) | 47.74 | 96% | 2017-10-04 |
| 5597. | Koupka (koupka) | 47.74 | 94% | 2020-10-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |