Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 217. | (ginoo75) | 120.27 | 97.6% | 2021-06-27 |
| 218. | Calven (sdfgsd) | 120.24 | 98% | 2018-12-11 |
| 219. | armortec (darthmouth) | 120.18 | 99% | 2018-11-28 |
| 220. | Tull (torfindel) | 119.92 | 98% | 2018-03-08 |
| 221. | no one (diendah) | 119.90 | 99% | 2017-10-22 |
| 222. | 🐟🐟🐟🐟hn (deliber... | 119.70 | 98% | 2021-07-20 |
| 223. | Jon (endofeternity) | 119.69 | 99% | 2018-04-25 |
| 224. | Harry (hlethaby) | 119.69 | 98% | 2019-10-29 |
| 225. | -MarkVS- (I talk to the win... | 119.60 | 100% | 2018-08-06 |
| 226. | Tim (arizownage) | 119.60 | 99% | 2019-09-28 |
| 227. | Minh (lminh) | 119.43 | 99% | 2018-01-08 |
| 228. | u (ugongetbeat) | 119.35 | 100% | 2020-02-21 |
| 229. | Baked and Buttered (mcallen... | 119.32 | 98% | 2020-02-01 |
| 230. | Yogi (fylleth) | 119.30 | 98% | 2018-05-02 |
| 231. | P. (pphanfx) | 119.19 | 99% | 2018-10-27 |
| 232. | Cole (seagull_) | 119.01 | 98% | 2019-05-01 |
| 233. | ☀️🎯 (solarscopez) | 118.96 | 96% | 2020-03-06 |
| 234. | Hawky (itshawky) | 118.89 | 98% | 2019-09-05 |
| 235. | No one (howardog0707) | 118.84 | 98% | 2020-01-20 |
| 236. | Cory (elegofab) | 118.74 | 100% | 2018-05-26 |
| 237. | artahian (aram90) | 118.72 | 98% | 2018-01-29 |
| 238. | yo (yosee) | 118.71 | 98% | 2019-06-08 |
| 239. | tee (scint) | 118.67 | 99% | 2019-10-31 |
| 240. | b (neverimprove) | 118.55 | 99% | 2017-12-20 |
| 241. | jom (borezu) | 118.54 | 97% | 2019-11-12 |
| 242. | BryBry (lolimeth) | 118.48 | 99% | 2018-03-01 |
| 243. | 'ello (boerewors) | 118.41 | 99% | 2018-12-01 |
| 244. | nmyo (nmyo) | 118.24 | 99% | 2019-02-15 |
| 245. | Promestein (promestein) | 118.12 | 100% | 2019-01-14 |
| 246. | tstats[tshafer3] (tshafer3) | 118.09 | 99% | 2019-06-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |