As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11538. | Vt (jesuslep) | 79.41 | 94% | 2016-04-12 |
11539. | Guadalupe (gmaster98) | 79.41 | 92% | 2016-02-08 |
11540. | William (speier70) | 79.41 | 99% | 2018-06-25 |
11541. | Dagareth (mindcrime) | 79.41 | 97% | 2022-12-25 |
11542. | RA (hayhayhay111) | 79.41 | 97% | 2018-07-13 |
11543. | mralves (mralves) | 79.40 | 97.5% | 2024-10-08 |
11544. | yorha (automata) | 79.40 | 94% | 2017-06-03 |
11545. | Terje (acigez) | 79.40 | 97% | 2020-08-20 |
11546. | Matilda (x_missin_pgl_2008_x) | 79.40 | 93% | 2016-11-21 |
11547. | Spencer (poipoe) | 79.40 | 96% | 2016-04-08 |
11548. | Luftim (luftim) | 79.39 | 97% | 2015-06-11 |
11549. | Kwausouq (kwausouq) | 79.39 | 91% | 2016-07-28 |
11550. | tstats[beastmaster69420] (b... | 79.38 | 95% | 2021-01-21 |
11551. | Korn (korn01) | 79.38 | 98% | 2022-07-03 |
11552. | Nagaro (nagaro) | 79.38 | 98% | 2022-10-14 |
11553. | Mensa (mensamember) | 79.38 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
11554. | Ewan (e_kuipers) | 79.37 | 97% | 2023-01-07 |
11555. | Mike (mstubbe) | 79.37 | 98% | 2019-04-16 |
11556. | Baco (baco_e) | 79.37 | 95.3% | 2021-03-02 |
11557. | Sydletsky (slayerseventh) | 79.37 | 97% | 2019-09-01 |
11558. | sojucider (sojucider) | 79.37 | 93% | 2017-03-01 |
11559. | Rachael (jellyrachael) | 79.36 | 97% | 2023-09-07 |
11560. | ^-^ (monte123) | 79.36 | 94% | 2016-03-20 |
11561. | John (rr00aa) | 79.36 | 98% | 2022-05-11 |
11562. | Smilax (smilax_09) | 79.36 | 98% | 2022-10-17 |
11563. | Amarpreet (ampit) | 79.36 | 94% | 2016-08-18 |
11564. | Pete (petenick) | 79.35 | 99% | 2023-06-01 |
11565. | Moses (mosesramses) | 79.35 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
11566. | Jayden (gaminglz) | 79.35 | 95% | 2022-07-03 |
11567. | Siddhant (siddhant_dutta) | 79.35 | 98% | 2022-01-15 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |