The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18527. | Gaga (kaeson58) | 84.97 | 98% | 2011-07-07 |
| 18528. | Stephen (srdiamond) | 84.97 | — | 2010-03-12 |
| 18529. | blitzwing (blitzwing) | 84.96 | 90% | 2015-09-03 |
| 18530. | Joshua (joshua1223) | 84.96 | 99% | 2019-08-24 |
| 18531. | crls (cquereda) | 84.96 | 97% | 2023-08-16 |
| 18532. | Udit (uditagrawal) | 84.96 | 96% | 2015-07-25 |
| 18533. | Alan (alanpung) | 84.96 | 98% | 2016-12-16 |
| 18534. | Scott (sisyphus) | 84.96 | 96% | 2017-07-18 |
| 18535. | TheOGGAG (theoggag) | 84.95 | 98% | 2023-10-31 |
| 18536. | Jamie (jamiephaam) | 84.95 | 98% | 2023-07-01 |
| 18537. | Kyle (kuronkuu) | 84.95 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 18538. | Joel (itypefast) | 84.95 | — | 2008-10-06 |
| 18539. | they used to say we would n... | 84.95 | 98% | 2019-06-07 |
| 18540. | Papa (papaosmurf) | 84.95 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 18541. | I'm a noob (xpfxzxc) | 84.95 | 99% | 2019-01-17 |
| 18542. | Victoria (victoria63) | 84.95 | 94% | 2016-12-06 |
| 18543. | Alex (gwallahracks) | 84.94 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
| 18544. | Rani (ron_22) | 84.94 | 98% | 2021-09-12 |
| 18545. | Pingbang (pbb_want_to_sleep) | 84.94 | 97.1% | 2021-02-04 |
| 18546. | Evgeny (kesor) | 84.94 | 95% | 2012-09-14 |
| 18547. | sojucider (sojucider) | 84.94 | 93% | 2017-03-12 |
| 18548. | samantha (sami6788) | 84.94 | — | 2009-09-18 |
| 18549. | Dutdoo (eskimo907) | 84.93 | 90% | 2014-06-28 |
| 18550. | Glitter (glitterbrawls) | 84.93 | 98% | 2019-06-02 |
| 18551. | Dii (dii_cipher) | 84.93 | 100% | 2022-06-06 |
| 18552. | Kevin (yurts) | 84.93 | 90% | 2016-12-26 |
| 18553. | Nicolas (nicklasg) | 84.93 | 98% | 2017-09-22 |
| 18554. | Alex (manithan) | 84.93 | 98% | 2019-03-07 |
| 18555. | Ready (wwillia4) | 84.93 | 99% | 2011-06-29 |
| 18556. | Mr (s1lva16) | 84.93 | 96% | 2013-10-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |