As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16958. | Creeklox (creeklox) | 68.60 | 96% | 2016-06-23 |
| 16959. | rtypes (rmtypes) | 68.59 | 95.7% | 2023-07-07 |
| 16960. | Edwrld (edwrld) | 68.59 | 95% | 2025-01-29 |
| 16961. | Hokplex (tmkhoaltv) | 68.59 | 96% | 2016-06-29 |
| 16962. | Snake (edisonyu1017) | 68.59 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
| 16963. | Måns (kethem) | 68.59 | 98% | 2020-09-05 |
| 16964. | Shaun (shaun_c) | 68.59 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 16965. | Tuan (tuankuro211) | 68.59 | 98% | 2019-09-07 |
| 16966. | The Long Road™ (lurigetsg... | 68.59 | 91% | 2016-11-16 |
| 16967. | asdsfdg (asdfgdsf) | 68.58 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
| 16968. | John (jkirollos) | 68.58 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 16969. | BIG STEPPA 🥵🥵 (captai... | 68.58 | 93% | 2016-09-26 |
| 16970. | christian Nielsen (altenow) | 68.57 | 98% | 2023-01-30 |
| 16971. | Eli Van Stichelen (stichelman) | 68.57 | 96% | 2025-05-30 |
| 16972. | CLINT (jonnyclint) | 68.57 | 95% | 2018-01-29 |
| 16973. | Jonah (jonahswann20) | 68.57 | 97% | 2020-09-26 |
| 16974. | Thomas (tbuonocore) | 68.56 | 98% | 2022-04-16 |
| 16975. | Joven (n2015122) | 68.56 | 96.2% | 2021-02-14 |
| 16976. | Typing (typingsikh) | 68.56 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 16977. | Sakti (sakti) | 68.56 | 92% | 2015-05-24 |
| 16978. | Harold (sofedeas) | 68.56 | 89% | 2016-10-01 |
| 16979. | Blake (rufus9195) | 68.55 | 95% | 2023-04-13 |
| 16980. | Elgrekost (elgrekost) | 68.55 | 97% | 2018-11-16 |
| 16981. | David (pewpewpenners) | 68.55 | 96% | 2021-05-26 |
| 16982. | Cole (coleb117) | 68.55 | 96% | 2018-10-08 |
| 16983. | Harry (jeeeerrrpop) | 68.55 | 96.4% | 2021-02-08 |
| 16984. | epicc (epiccuwu) | 68.55 | 95% | 2021-03-29 |
| 16985. | white (whiteplasma2) | 68.55 | 96% | 2016-08-24 |
| 16986. | Elijah (mr_awes0me) | 68.54 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
| 16987. | nubby (nubbydawg) | 68.54 | 99% | 2021-06-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |