So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27608. | abhishek (gola) | 55.97 | — | 2010-08-09 |
| 27609. | Godfrey (mugambi) | 55.96 | 95% | 2023-07-08 |
| 27610. | Wiix (wiixand) | 55.96 | 96% | 2023-05-24 |
| 27611. | sire (thankusire) | 55.96 | 95% | 2020-09-14 |
| 27612. | Andreas (4ndr345) | 55.96 | 97% | 2020-03-02 |
| 27613. | KentaD (kentad) | 55.96 | 90% | 2016-01-13 |
| 27614. | Ben (benfrank) | 55.96 | 98% | 2011-07-02 |
| 27615. | FusedAtoms (fusedatoms) | 55.95 | 95% | 2016-04-14 |
| 27616. | Amit (amit_panwar) | 55.94 | 99% | 2018-05-03 |
| 27617. | Giunyolo (giunyolo) | 55.94 | 96% | 2022-07-27 |
| 27618. | KerQiee (kerqiee) | 55.94 | 95% | 2021-03-08 |
| 27619. | ZyklonVXZ (zyklonvxz) | 55.94 | 96% | 2019-03-07 |
| 27620. | huy (philonginc) | 55.94 | — | 2008-10-22 |
| 27621. | Ged (gdewiyasa) | 55.94 | 98% | 2017-08-22 |
| 27622. | Maxamad amiin (aqoonraadiye71) | 55.93 | 96% | 2022-11-25 |
| 27623. | Frosted (tiger2956) | 55.93 | 95% | 2021-05-02 |
| 27624. | soeliphilia (soeliphilia) | 55.92 | 94% | 2020-04-01 |
| 27625. | var (varbuzz) | 55.92 | 95% | 2021-07-21 |
| 27626. | hoa (kapi2667) | 55.92 | 94% | 2022-11-18 |
| 27627. | Gaurav (amigauravsingh) | 55.92 | 95% | 2022-11-03 |
| 27628. | Luis (oreos_waat) | 55.92 | 97% | 2023-09-26 |
| 27629. | Shilong (nautist) | 55.92 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 27630. | rail (railyue) | 55.92 | 94% | 2012-04-23 |
| 27631. | Michael (aliasmk) | 55.92 | 91% | 2012-09-26 |
| 27632. | Reptile (raptilian) | 55.91 | 94% | 2022-10-20 |
| 27633. | qrill (qrill) | 55.91 | 93% | 2023-08-03 |
| 27634. | Redking344 (redking344) | 55.91 | 95% | 2022-01-14 |
| 27635. | Felix (metr_x) | 55.91 | 96% | 2023-01-01 |
| 27636. | keb (kerringtonbridges) | 55.91 | 95% | 2021-11-17 |
| 27637. | Lin (desolaterain) | 55.91 | — | 2010-04-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |