Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3958. | IHaveArthritus (loabing) | 58.98 | 95% | 2019-02-11 |
| 3959. | Jim (jimis1111) | 58.98 | 95% | 2019-10-16 |
| 3960. | HeavenIsNotReal (lusttea) | 58.97 | 94% | 2019-12-03 |
| 3961. | Aryan (harebannog) | 58.97 | 94% | 2021-08-16 |
| 3962. | heisvi (bobbytes) | 58.96 | 95% | 2019-04-26 |
| 3963. | Adnan (adnanli) | 58.96 | 95% | 2019-06-25 |
| 3964. | Alexa (wasabiflake) | 58.96 | 95% | 2019-05-07 |
| 3965. | Lucas (ceebzz) | 58.93 | 96% | 2019-08-14 |
| 3966. | Sarath (_rahmanism) | 58.92 | 96% | 2018-07-24 |
| 3967. | ⠀ (ksven) | 58.89 | 97% | 2019-08-12 |
| 3968. | Rajat (rajatbhatnagar) | 58.88 | 97% | 2018-12-07 |
| 3969. | Amuck (amuckrunner) | 58.88 | 96% | 2018-02-02 |
| 3970. | Dennis (im2fast4you) | 58.87 | 95% | 2017-09-10 |
| 3971. | (50shadeofspeed) | 58.84 | 97% | 2019-07-24 |
| 3972. | Ezequiel (ezk84) | 58.84 | 97% | 2019-10-07 |
| 3973. | Syed (syed19805) | 58.83 | 97% | 2019-10-21 |
| 3974. | Chad (sobb__) | 58.78 | 97% | 2018-09-10 |
| 3975. | Alex (mrrmonkey) | 58.77 | 93% | 2018-09-07 |
| 3976. | Elke (elkekem) | 58.76 | 99% | 2018-12-12 |
| 3977. | Swaraj (swarajpande4) | 58.76 | 96% | 2019-11-24 |
| 3978. | Yegor (livingrim) | 58.75 | 97% | 2018-05-15 |
| 3979. | Ben (mr_starr) | 58.75 | 94% | 2021-08-16 |
| 3980. | Reaper (souldragon22) | 58.75 | 96% | 2021-08-02 |
| 3981. | Gede (threadripper) | 58.73 | 97% | 2018-03-25 |
| 3982. | bbl_drizzy (marcofia) | 58.73 | 94% | 2021-07-31 |
| 3983. | Alexander (valentiay) | 58.66 | 95% | 2017-11-17 |
| 3984. | Piotr (piotr_121) | 58.66 | 98% | 2019-10-16 |
| 3985. | Zoe (zoerty) | 58.66 | 97% | 2018-03-04 |
| 3986. | Get (get_out) | 58.65 | 95% | 2017-12-24 |
| 3987. | Jerry (j27smith) | 58.64 | 95% | 2019-03-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |