I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| 3035. | dead (kyohokuma) | 109.13 | 92% | 2016-09-02 |
| 3036. | deon (deontan) | 109.11 | 99% | 2021-10-15 |
| 3037. | Me (justme196) | 109.11 | 96% | 2015-05-31 |
| 3038. | Jason (d00shleet) | 109.10 | 98% | 2015-12-30 |
| 3039. | Nguyen (tezk1) | 109.09 | 99% | 2023-01-12 |
| 3040. | _ (bic2000) | 109.07 | 99% | 2018-11-06 |
| 3041. | F (phinpin) | 109.07 | 95% | 2016-10-29 |
| 3042. | Андреј (kucaj_i_tucaj) | 109.06 | 95% | 2016-01-06 |
| 3043. | leon (leonzalion) | 109.06 | 95% | 2021-07-19 |
| 3044. | Lord (planta) | 109.05 | 98% | 2022-01-24 |
| 3045. | TheTrueLasec (thetruelasec) | 109.05 | 98.3% | 2025-02-10 |
| 3046. | Knortic (knortic) | 109.05 | 98% | 2017-12-16 |
| 3047. | rdtup (rdtup) | 109.04 | 97.1% | 2025-02-11 |
| 3048. | Hari (baby1_jimmy) | 109.04 | 96% | 2021-06-20 |
| 3049. | Rob (rstefanic) | 109.04 | 98% | 2022-06-11 |
| 3050. | Arturo (arturolocsin) | 109.03 | 99% | 2024-10-16 |
| 3051. | Cameron (kristenwiig) | 109.02 | 96.2% | 2023-12-24 |
| 3052. | Snowieball (snowieball) | 109.02 | 95% | 2016-07-14 |
| 3053. | Josh (josh24816) | 109.01 | 98% | 2024-10-23 |
| 3054. | Michael (michaelrzoghbi) | 109.01 | 99% | 2020-08-21 |
| 3055. | ............. (zalvary) | 109.01 | 96% | 2022-10-04 |
| 3056. | DIO (iamdiobrando) | 109.01 | 98% | 2020-11-23 |
| 3057. | Krisu (krisu_the_legend) | 109.01 | 98% | 2025-04-24 |
| 3058. | Sauce (lolplox123) | 109.01 | 99% | 2019-08-28 |
| 3059. | adsfjk (jbcabintoy14) | 109.00 | 97% | 2025-06-05 |
| 3060. | Not (itsjusttoki) | 108.99 | 98% | 2024-11-30 |
| 3061. | Ben (theyaccount) | 108.99 | 99% | 2019-08-20 |
| 3062. | Jaguar (jaguar21) | 108.99 | 98% | 2015-07-18 |
| 3063. | Ben (ognandi) | 108.98 | 99% | 2023-08-31 |
| 3064. | JUSJUSJUS (justinlaw) | 108.98 | 99% | 2024-08-23 |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |