And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2526. | I forgot (sammuelp1399) | 124.26 | 98% | 2014-10-07 |
| 2527. | Amy (amymartika) | 124.25 | 92% | 2015-10-16 |
| 2528. | Grant (grantly) | 124.25 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
| 2529. | Q (quintillion) | 124.23 | 99% | 2019-08-24 |
| 2530. | josh (rudgerx) | 124.23 | 99% | 2019-05-02 |
| 2531. | Tyler (tylerrobb) | 124.22 | 97% | 2013-06-07 |
| 2532. | nils (nilers) | 124.22 | 100% | 2015-05-09 |
| 2533. | say (sayjay) | 124.22 | 99% | 2017-11-25 |
| 2534. | Elvis (elvis_presley) | 124.22 | 96% | 2012-05-13 |
| 2535. | Andrew (socrates) | 124.22 | — | 2008-10-31 |
| 2536. | iHax (ihax) | 124.20 | — | 2009-05-17 |
| 2537. | 👶 (a_baby) | 124.20 | 99% | 2017-07-27 |
| 2538. | olive11 (olive11) | 124.20 | 97% | 2023-03-06 |
| 2539. | Michael (mlt34) | 124.20 | 94% | 2015-02-04 |
| 2540. | Jax (jax00) | 124.20 | 99% | 2016-01-07 |
| 2541. | Axivy (texelz0) | 124.19 | 88% | 2015-04-29 |
| 2542. | Snowieball (snowieball) | 124.17 | 97% | 2016-07-28 |
| 2543. | aliN (ali_norouzi) | 124.16 | 98% | 2014-01-29 |
| 2544. | Kevin (minizal) | 124.16 | 96% | 2013-10-25 |
| 2545. | Tyomcha (tyomcha) | 124.16 | 97% | 2022-05-31 |
| 2546. | ZeroNine (dtrix) | 124.16 | 98% | 2018-05-01 |
| 2547. | Robert (aradesh) | 124.15 | — | 2008-12-31 |
| 2548. | Alex (alexcorsaro) | 124.14 | 96% | 2016-06-26 |
| 2549. | K¶Ñ§ (kingmanus2) | 124.13 | 100% | 2011-07-21 |
| 2550. | Hayne (wafflemanluke) | 124.13 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 2551. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (glandock1) | 124.13 | 99.5% | 2023-09-01 |
| 2552. | anty (antyboi) | 124.12 | 98% | 2023-04-26 |
| 2553. | Wendy (wendalicious4) | 124.12 | — | 2011-01-22 |
| 2554. | shweb2 (mrshweb2) | 124.11 | 99% | 2018-09-22 |
| 2555. | Plotinus (plotinusdickens) | 124.10 | 97% | 2021-04-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |