And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24567. | koen (chromoplast) | 71.85 | 96% | 2020-03-13 |
| 24568. | Tkeshi (mrtakeshi) | 71.85 | — | 2010-08-06 |
| 24569. | Derf (derfmongrel) | 71.85 | 96% | 2021-11-23 |
| 24570. | Pepega (fips) | 71.85 | 92% | 2015-07-05 |
| 24571. | Sonny (kidsonny1412) | 71.85 | 94% | 2015-05-01 |
| 24572. | Bhavita Pareshbhai Nakum (b... | 71.85 | 97% | 2022-05-06 |
| 24573. | Kyle (polishhero) | 71.85 | 83% | 2015-12-18 |
| 24574. | Fathan (falonez) | 71.85 | 98% | 2022-11-15 |
| 24575. | Andrew (andrewhey) | 71.85 | 97% | 2017-06-11 |
| 24576. | lowmoya (lowmoya) | 71.84 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
| 24577. | Julie (jjhall) | 71.84 | — | 2011-02-13 |
| 24578. | Lin (linnu) | 71.84 | 94% | 2013-08-20 |
| 24579. | Lin (commercial) | 71.84 | 96% | 2014-01-19 |
| 24580. | KARTIK (kartikpodugu) | 71.84 | — | 2011-03-08 |
| 24581. | Vania (chandrakirana) | 71.84 | 98% | 2014-03-12 |
| 24582. | Hannes (sileshar) | 71.84 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 24583. | Johnny (speedstack79) | 71.83 | 85% | 2015-03-26 |
| 24584. | Lexi (snowicorn) | 71.83 | 95% | 2023-01-27 |
| 24585. | Michael (liontoj) | 71.82 | 98% | 2023-04-20 |
| 24586. | Sangam (sangamjoshi) | 71.82 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
| 24587. | Rizal (rizalican) | 71.82 | 96% | 2014-12-26 |
| 24588. | Changnam (rotoflemf) | 71.82 | 95% | 2015-08-02 |
| 24589. | Shift (shiftw) | 71.82 | 98% | 2018-09-02 |
| 24590. | Mitchell (mitchell721) | 71.81 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 24591. | Jose (sand62) | 71.81 | 95% | 2022-01-13 |
| 24592. | twinkle_toes1 (twinkle_toes1) | 71.81 | 94% | 2023-09-06 |
| 24593. | Kugan (kugan) | 71.81 | — | 2011-01-21 |
| 24594. | rand (rand10) | 71.81 | 87% | 2014-05-26 |
| 24595. | Eva (shadow72927) | 71.81 | — | 2009-08-01 |
| 24596. | John Anthony (therewere3) | 71.80 | 96% | 2022-07-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |