Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5568. | Rex_Saltus (rex_saltus) | 55.43 | 94% | 2018-10-02 |
| 5569. | Gui (gonzo_) | 55.42 | 96% | 2018-03-05 |
| 5570. | Nightmare (nightmare_foxy) | 55.40 | 94% | 2020-09-07 |
| 5571. | Quill (e_typer1) | 55.40 | 98% | 2020-10-29 |
| 5572. | Noor (noor002) | 55.38 | 96% | 2018-03-25 |
| 5573. | Tobi (tobi_konoha) | 55.37 | 98% | 2018-11-17 |
| 5574. | yogaa (yogaa321) | 55.35 | 96% | 2018-07-08 |
| 5575. | thanh (hust9x) | 55.35 | 97% | 2020-03-20 |
| 5576. | Ali (alowee) | 55.34 | 93% | 2017-10-25 |
| 5577. | Andriy (bonbonita) | 55.33 | 94% | 2019-05-14 |
| 5578. | Vlad (tyshkev) | 55.33 | 96% | 2019-12-08 |
| 5579. | ahnfnsr (ahnfnsr) | 55.31 | 93% | 2020-10-10 |
| 5580. | Mistakes Were Made (rhino1998) | 55.30 | 96% | 2018-03-21 |
| 5581. | John (avocado_racer) | 55.30 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
| 5582. | Faris (ironfam) | 55.27 | 95% | 2019-05-28 |
| 5583. | ali (alianggie) | 55.27 | 98% | 2019-03-26 |
| 5584. | Alex (snowbdd9f1) | 55.25 | 95% | 2020-03-06 |
| 5585. | Kratz (kratz131) | 55.24 | 93% | 2019-10-04 |
| 5586. | Pokeblade (beymon) | 55.23 | 96% | 2020-09-20 |
| 5587. | Carl (callekun) | 55.23 | 95% | 2018-12-30 |
| 5588. | Alok (aloktypo) | 55.23 | 98% | 2018-08-14 |
| 5589. | Iesa (iesa) | 55.22 | 94% | 2018-03-30 |
| 5590. | Bryan (bion) | 55.22 | 96% | 2019-06-24 |
| 5591. | Hugo (yung_typo) | 55.21 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 5592. | Ahmad (ahmadbhoraniya) | 55.21 | 95% | 2019-01-02 |
| 5593. | RacerABM (racerabm) | 55.20 | 96% | 2018-10-27 |
| 5594. | ? (huib) | 55.19 | 92% | 2019-06-24 |
| 5595. | Warren (craggles) | 55.18 | 94% | 2019-07-29 |
| 5596. | DondaTello (dondatello) | 55.17 | 96% | 2020-11-04 |
| 5597. | Rosalinda (mousielinda) | 55.17 | 95% | 2019-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |