As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15573. | Chicken (theflyingchicken) | 71.83 | 97% | 2023-01-27 |
| 15574. | joanna (soltera) | 71.82 | 96% | 2021-08-05 |
| 15575. | zviad (zviad) | 71.82 | 94% | 2016-07-12 |
| 15576. | Ethan (asianethan) | 71.81 | 97% | 2023-07-14 |
| 15577. | Caleb (camostey) | 71.81 | 96% | 2023-03-01 |
| 15578. | Posty (postymaloney) | 71.81 | 97% | 2020-01-01 |
| 15579. | Amit (abbabon) | 71.81 | 94% | 2016-04-06 |
| 15580. | (you) (user_phil) | 71.81 | 98% | 2019-10-24 |
| 15581. | ros (heyokay1234) | 71.80 | 96% | 2021-10-29 |
| 15582. | bhanu (codingbegginer) | 71.80 | 97.1% | 2023-09-28 |
| 15583. | kazle (amazing_potato) | 71.80 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 15584. | Mytx (mythflashx) | 71.80 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 15585. | LESGOOOO LONGEST 100% (ever... | 71.80 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 15586. | Milkman (milkman1230) | 71.80 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 15587. | Neel (neel131193) | 71.80 | 96% | 2017-01-05 |
| 15588. | Downtempo (33ro) | 71.80 | 95% | 2016-02-26 |
| 15589. | zr (zacr) | 71.79 | 94% | 2022-02-28 |
| 15590. | Alex (snowbdd9f1) | 71.79 | 96% | 2022-12-01 |
| 15591. | Anonymous (anononetwo) | 71.78 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
| 15592. | Jax (jaxer) | 71.78 | 95% | 2022-03-11 |
| 15593. | D-Hunter (xzabuzax) | 71.78 | 94% | 2016-12-02 |
| 15594. | A (ohyoturtles) | 71.78 | 94% | 2020-11-17 |
| 15595. | Jeremy (jlaihong) | 71.78 | 93% | 2016-11-03 |
| 15596. | aeouaoeu (slow_guy) | 71.78 | 96% | 2016-10-30 |
| 15597. | raptor (raptor234) | 71.77 | 97% | 2022-07-12 |
| 15598. | James (wikkidkid) | 71.77 | 97% | 2022-12-15 |
| 15599. | Trung (isurfer) | 71.77 | 97% | 2023-03-24 |
| 15600. | guest (ks3rr) | 71.77 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
| 15601. | Gett (gettnumbers) | 71.77 | 92% | 2016-12-29 |
| 15602. | zsolesz71 (zsolesz71) | 71.77 | 98% | 2021-01-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |