As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14171. | Himeko (woahhhhhhhhh) | 74.61 | 96% | 2021-07-07 |
| 14172. | hg (kimhg) | 74.61 | 96% | 2021-08-10 |
| 14173. | murtaza (oneten) | 74.60 | 93% | 2016-05-22 |
| 14174. | George (deadelectron) | 74.60 | 92% | 2015-12-11 |
| 14175. | Marijan (chevap) | 74.60 | 93% | 2016-09-07 |
| 14176. | Jams (jamyooes) | 74.59 | 98% | 2023-05-22 |
| 14177. | TBUk (thebombuknow) | 74.59 | 96% | 2022-01-08 |
| 14178. | Ralph Angelo (slow_penguin) | 74.59 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 14179. | Mike (mperich) | 74.59 | 97% | 2016-08-04 |
| 14180. | Oliwia (skipperab) | 74.58 | 98% | 2021-02-17 |
| 14181. | Ahnaf (ahnaf75) | 74.57 | 98% | 2021-08-07 |
| 14182. | zyzzava K860 (madsppagh) | 74.57 | 98% | 2022-05-22 |
| 14183. | Sourav (rubberboa) | 74.56 | 98% | 2020-10-02 |
| 14184. | Basone01 (basone01) | 74.56 | 95% | 2020-04-20 |
| 14185. | kumaicho (kumaicho) | 74.56 | 95% | 2015-10-29 |
| 14186. | Usman (omig) | 74.56 | 98% | 2020-01-17 |
| 14187. | Pol (zegionx) | 74.55 | 95% | 2022-10-31 |
| 14188. | Snoop (snooptrader) | 74.55 | 98% | 2022-01-30 |
| 14189. | Sphynx (sphynxy) | 74.55 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
| 14190. | stanle2 (stanle2) | 74.54 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 14191. | Jotaro (udetha) | 74.54 | 97% | 2021-05-24 |
| 14192. | Lawson (themessiah46) | 74.54 | 94% | 2016-10-20 |
| 14193. | efergodox (efergodox) | 74.54 | 96% | 2016-11-20 |
| 14194. | Tien (tienile4) | 74.53 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 14195. | ttypist (ttypistt) | 74.53 | 96% | 2023-04-27 |
| 14196. | Jayson (thezeful) | 74.53 | 98% | 2021-11-23 |
| 14197. | your mom (jewsclues) | 74.53 | 96% | 2021-02-17 |
| 14198. | Xedar (xedar_ua) | 74.53 | 97% | 2017-01-08 |
| 14199. | allitAlmaty (allitalmaty) | 74.53 | 97% | 2016-12-22 |
| 14200. | Musta (mustaghami) | 74.52 | 96.3% | 2023-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |