Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1186. | Joshua (joshuasymes) | 91.46 | 99% | 2019-11-25 |
| 1187. | Daniel (nomercydanielboi) | 91.44 | 98% | 2018-04-05 |
| 1188. | Ori (big_yeets) | 91.43 | 97% | 2020-05-18 |
| 1189. | Zevi (zevie) | 91.43 | 98% | 2018-05-05 |
| 1190. | Jayden (jay_wied_0) | 91.41 | 97% | 2019-06-19 |
| 1191. | Austin (austin_biceps) | 91.36 | 98% | 2018-02-08 |
| 1192. | Ji (jilovesyou) | 91.35 | 98% | 2020-09-28 |
| 1193. | you deserve to exist (charmx) | 91.34 | 98% | 2019-10-16 |
| 1194. | John (phrasee) | 91.32 | 98% | 2017-08-10 |
| 1195. | Devids (theneo) | 91.30 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
| 1196. | Shayke (sayake) | 91.29 | 96% | 2018-09-21 |
| 1197. | Kolach (kolach711) | 91.26 | 98% | 2019-11-07 |
| 1198. | Kieran (kahinjin) | 91.26 | 97% | 2020-06-02 |
| 1199. | Piplup (caitcat) | 91.21 | 99% | 2020-04-29 |
| 1200. | Charles (jonchurst) | 91.20 | 97% | 2019-10-07 |
| 1201. | Azura (iceflake_azura) | 91.19 | 96% | 2017-07-31 |
| 1202. | Stephen (snivithefox) | 91.14 | 98% | 2018-12-26 |
| 1203. | Ω (tunfisk) | 91.09 | 96% | 2017-07-18 |
| 1204. | Lah's (leeqihuanx) | 91.08 | 97% | 2018-08-05 |
| 1205. | Alex (ormin) | 91.07 | 98% | 2017-12-13 |
| 1206. | EatingFromTrashcan (namtrac... | 91.07 | 97% | 2020-12-07 |
| 1207. | Alex (milltonius) | 91.05 | 98% | 2019-06-26 |
| 1208. | taganaslamma (tageneislover) | 91.05 | 98% | 2019-04-15 |
| 1209. | Nutalie (frostybeep) | 91.04 | 99% | 2017-11-01 |
| 1210. | Peter (speedyboi95) | 91.02 | 99% | 2020-07-24 |
| 1211. | murdr (murdrkeys) | 91.01 | 99% | 2020-09-08 |
| 1212. | lol (scdwcd) | 90.99 | 97% | 2020-10-06 |
| 1213. | hhkb gang (nexsic) | 90.96 | 97% | 2018-02-21 |
| 1214. | Luke (povman) | 90.96 | 98% | 2019-08-15 |
| 1215. | Macey (maacey) | 90.93 | 98% | 2019-11-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |