Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1181. | Laura (lamaur) | 90.25 | 97% | 2018-12-29 |
| 1182. | Liszt (konradisch) | 90.22 | 98% | 2018-12-15 |
| 1183. | Foster (fluzii) | 90.21 | 97% | 2020-10-17 |
| 1184. | Jake (aurelias) | 90.19 | 96% | 2019-04-27 |
| 1185. | jello_jello (jello_jello) | 90.18 | 99% | 2021-07-21 |
| 1186. | Sai (justnov) | 90.18 | 99% | 2019-11-27 |
| 1187. | Amr (amrhachicho) | 90.17 | 99% | 2020-01-07 |
| 1188. | Jason (supergjason) | 90.15 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 1189. | D (dschrad) | 90.15 | 98% | 2017-09-18 |
| 1190. | Edwin (pawncastle) | 90.12 | 98% | 2020-12-13 |
| 1191. | hi (shockblades) | 90.10 | 96% | 2020-04-23 |
| 1192. | Zypher480 (zypher480) | 90.09 | 96% | 2021-07-25 |
| 1193. | Topi (tofithecat) | 90.06 | 98% | 2017-12-09 |
| 1194. | Jon (memeds) | 90.04 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 1195. | joe (lerler246) | 90.04 | 98% | 2019-11-12 |
| 1196. | iamsuperior (iaminferior) | 90.00 | 98% | 2019-04-21 |
| 1197. | Jesse (snapist) | 89.99 | 97% | 2020-02-28 |
| 1198. | Jaguar (jaguar21) | 89.99 | 99% | 2017-12-19 |
| 1199. | Alex (muzzlefilp) | 89.96 | 97% | 2020-05-14 |
| 1200. | Yung (gerbee) | 89.95 | 98% | 2017-09-08 |
| 1201. | Tyler (ttyler99) | 89.95 | 97% | 2019-08-14 |
| 1202. | GOBLIN (xgoblin) | 89.95 | 98% | 2019-07-14 |
| 1203. | Jose (josethomas) | 89.94 | 99% | 2019-11-21 |
| 1204. | Ji-eun (lynntabuchi) | 89.94 | 97% | 2018-07-21 |
| 1205. | Valdis (kamis1232) | 89.93 | 98% | 2018-03-10 |
| 1206. | jack18 (jack18) | 89.93 | 99% | 2019-11-13 |
| 1207. | Aaron (lordaaron01) | 89.91 | 97% | 2019-02-21 |
| 1208. | Mohibur (shuvo94) | 89.89 | 99% | 2019-11-02 |
| 1209. | Freya (freyessb) | 89.88 | 96% | 2018-09-18 |
| 1210. | greg (drsharc) | 89.88 | 97% | 2019-05-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |