As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9455. | Jeff (mrblurbyyt) | 84.75 | 97% | 2020-03-17 |
| 9456. | Lahela (haynballah3) | 84.75 | 98% | 2023-06-17 |
| 9457. | Kansas (ploder) | 84.75 | 98% | 2018-11-30 |
| 9458. | monkaS (rikio) | 84.75 | 95% | 2018-05-08 |
| 9459. | ChroneZZ (chronezz) | 84.74 | 93% | 2016-07-04 |
| 9460. | Lensky (lencladeus) | 84.74 | 97% | 2022-01-06 |
| 9461. | Ed (meaty_baby) | 84.74 | 97.1% | 2024-03-24 |
| 9462. | Herp Derp (herpderpenberg) | 84.74 | 99% | 2017-11-08 |
| 9463. | Matthew (mateu_) | 84.74 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 9464. | Juan (juanma9191) | 84.74 | 97% | 2019-12-29 |
| 9465. | Noman (khan_noman14) | 84.74 | 99% | 2017-10-09 |
| 9466. | hi (bleuwhite) | 84.73 | 98% | 2023-09-08 |
| 9467. | Roberto (bertdog1995) | 84.73 | 97% | 2021-06-27 |
| 9468. | Jalen (dabesttypr) | 84.73 | 98% | 2022-12-18 |
| 9469. | jinyu (luojinyu) | 84.73 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 9470. | Teer (resorz) | 84.72 | 94% | 2016-03-02 |
| 9471. | Storm__23 (storm__23) | 84.71 | 97% | 2024-07-20 |
| 9472. | Sarah (smm2319) | 84.71 | 99.1% | 2024-11-19 |
| 9473. | Goatinator (go4tinator) | 84.71 | 96% | 2022-12-09 |
| 9474. | Blombus (blombas) | 84.71 | 97% | 2022-08-14 |
| 9475. | a (mechanicalboi) | 84.71 | 95% | 2018-10-18 |
| 9476. | Ivan (pop5a) | 84.71 | 95% | 2021-11-01 |
| 9477. | Hyeongseok (inwoo_5566) | 84.71 | 97% | 2018-06-30 |
| 9478. | Brian (briansunn) | 84.71 | 97% | 2017-12-17 |
| 9479. | Fast (greytwa) | 84.71 | 97% | 2016-04-09 |
| 9480. | Jack (jacknachos) | 84.70 | 96% | 2022-07-28 |
| 9481. | none (game_die_die) | 84.70 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
| 9482. | FromtonRouge (fromtonrouge) | 84.70 | 99% | 2020-12-15 |
| 9483. | EM_K (em_k) | 84.70 | 97% | 2022-08-05 |
| 9484. | nanda bakana (mutality) | 84.70 | 97% | 2016-10-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |