I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11958. | Animah (animahsuccs) | 84.77 | 99% | 2018-04-10 |
| 11959. | (strongly_typed_consort) | 84.76 | 98.3% | 2024-10-25 |
| 11960. | beige-king (beige_king) | 84.76 | 98% | 2024-05-18 |
| 11961. | Hải (microwaveablepasta) | 84.76 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 11962. | Odysseus (doctorodysseus) | 84.76 | 98% | 2021-01-04 |
| 11963. | Shinnokisgods (shinnokisgods) | 84.76 | 95.8% | 2023-07-30 |
| 11964. | vinniegbruh (vinniegbruh) | 84.75 | 96% | 2025-08-02 |
| 11965. | spaceraccoon (coders_lord) | 84.75 | 97% | 2025-09-07 |
| 11966. | Swaraj (swarajpande4) | 84.75 | 97% | 2021-11-06 |
| 11967. | G (bigyum) | 84.74 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 11968. | Keegan (djkeegs) | 84.74 | 97.7% | 2021-02-28 |
| 11969. | glorp (glorp123) | 84.73 | 97% | 2022-05-02 |
| 11970. | Aarondn34 (aarondn34) | 84.73 | 100% | 2022-02-03 |
| 11971. | gabe (gaberhone) | 84.73 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 11972. | JD (ruminant_robot) | 84.73 | 99% | 2021-02-11 |
| 11973. | sir abelot (lololong) | 84.73 | 97% | 2019-05-06 |
| 11974. | zuta (zuta0809) | 84.72 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
| 11975. | sc5 (smart_coder5) | 84.72 | 98.7% | 2023-06-13 |
| 11976. | Sami (aakime) | 84.72 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
| 11977. | Kyle (break_fast) | 84.72 | 97.2% | 2024-10-26 |
| 11978. | Hannah (hannahwagner) | 84.71 | 96.4% | 2024-07-23 |
| 11979. | Maria (ladymariag) | 84.71 | 99% | 2021-09-20 |
| 11980. | illdie (illdie314) | 84.71 | 97% | 2021-10-02 |
| 11981. | TImothy (timot3a) | 84.71 | 97% | 2021-03-13 |
| 11982. | Jack (touvski) | 84.70 | 97.2% | 2025-01-21 |
| 11983. | ChrisM22 (chrism22) | 84.70 | 95% | 2020-06-12 |
| 11984. | Blue (blue4269) | 84.70 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
| 11985. | Ashiq (hussain55555) | 84.70 | 97% | 2022-07-05 |
| 11986. | Mattstak (mastak) | 84.70 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
| 11987. | Brian (brianbanri) | 84.70 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |