I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3105. | Marvin (talutha2) | 108.79 | 98% | 2017-06-09 |
| 3106. | Cameu (cameu) | 108.78 | 99% | 2025-07-29 |
| 3107. | 𝕜𝕒𝕚 (kai_geslani) | 108.78 | 98% | 2021-02-22 |
| 3108. | Mitchell (mdyer44) | 108.78 | 99% | 2020-12-03 |
| 3109. | chrispHD (chrisphd) | 108.77 | 99% | 2021-08-29 |
| 3110. | Will (karl__marx) | 108.77 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
| 3111. | Saku (sample__) | 108.76 | 96.7% | 2025-02-06 |
| 3112. | K (floral_k) | 108.76 | 98% | 2022-05-10 |
| 3113. | Kevin (kev011701) | 108.76 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
| 3114. | Inderpreet (indergnps) | 108.76 | 99% | 2015-11-07 |
| 3115. | Nagaku (nagaku) | 108.75 | 97.6% | 2024-09-23 |
| 3116. | atsumu (silkynq) | 108.75 | 97% | 2023-08-20 |
| 3117. | maxwelljones14 (maxwelljones) | 108.75 | 96.6% | 2025-04-23 |
| 3118. | Aethyl (aethyl) | 108.75 | 98% | 2018-06-30 |
| 3119. | Steven Truong (wanderinnomad) | 108.73 | 99% | 2023-01-25 |
| 3120. | Timothy (anita_p) | 108.73 | 96% | 2019-06-25 |
| 3121. | Andre (smallchicken) | 108.72 | 99.5% | 2023-07-14 |
| 3122. | Robert (karayicki) | 108.72 | 98.5% | 2023-12-03 |
| 3123. | Gueedeszz (gueedeszz) | 108.71 | 97% | 2025-01-19 |
| 3124. | josiah (jo3i4hp9) | 108.71 | 96.5% | 2024-09-05 |
| 3125. | Silent G (silentgisback) | 108.71 | 97% | 2019-05-18 |
| 3126. | Justin (rsfjustin) | 108.70 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
| 3127. | NickBwalley (nickbiiy) | 108.70 | 98% | 2024-12-27 |
| 3128. | bwyan (bwyaneh) | 108.69 | 96.8% | 2025-03-12 |
| 3129. | Julia (fallenfromthestars) | 108.68 | 93% | 2015-04-11 |
| 3130. | Jason (bigswass) | 108.67 | 97% | 2022-07-22 |
| 3131. | Roy (700volvo) | 108.67 | 97% | 2018-01-31 |
| 3132. | taseh (taseh) | 108.66 | 98% | 2023-05-06 |
| 3133. | amrie (amrie) | 108.66 | 98% | 2017-01-29 |
| 3134. | Replicant (replicant09) | 108.64 | 95.9% | 2024-12-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |