Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3637. | Alex (aleksandr797) | 66.30 | 97% | 2020-05-25 |
| 3638. | Voltus (voltchip) | 66.29 | 96% | 2020-10-07 |
| 3639. | ksilentstorm (ksilentstorm) | 66.29 | 97% | 2018-06-16 |
| 3640. | A.S.M.777 (a_s_m_777) | 66.25 | 93% | 2021-07-22 |
| 3641. | Mich (michdaevinci) | 66.23 | 95% | 2020-09-29 |
| 3642. | Choi (thechoiboi) | 66.22 | 95% | 2019-07-27 |
| 3643. | Miracle- (nakatsumiuchiha) | 66.21 | 95% | 2020-04-28 |
| 3644. | 木精灵 (gondra) | 66.20 | 98% | 2019-10-18 |
| 3645. | Asif (orthocresol) | 66.20 | 98% | 2020-12-08 |
| 3646. | pinkpigeon (pinkpigeon) | 66.19 | 97% | 2019-02-06 |
| 3647. | Ruben (benurix) | 66.19 | 97% | 2018-08-28 |
| 3648. | Pogfrog (pogfrog1) | 66.18 | 97% | 2020-11-21 |
| 3649. | ANUP (typekashyap) | 66.18 | 100% | 2019-03-05 |
| 3650. | Albin (dunderalf) | 66.17 | 94% | 2020-02-07 |
| 3651. | Tim (timbob5380) | 66.16 | 96% | 2020-05-15 |
| 3652. | Matthew (volkernordie) | 66.16 | 97% | 2017-11-16 |
| 3653. | Karom (slowtyprebruv) | 66.15 | 95% | 2020-12-11 |
| 3654. | David (ihaveatoaster) | 66.14 | 98% | 2019-02-21 |
| 3655. | Loek (loekyloek1) | 66.14 | 97% | 2020-07-10 |
| 3656. | Jorryn (vicmg) | 66.14 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| 3657. | Aman (aman_msr) | 66.13 | 97% | 2021-08-13 |
| 3658. | Carter (scribe_anator) | 66.12 | 95% | 2020-05-25 |
| 3659. | YJ (frankyusa0409) | 66.12 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 3660. | Duy (azioyon) | 66.11 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 3661. | Qida (ieatpizza) | 66.10 | 96% | 2020-07-09 |
| 3662. | Wusien (wusien) | 66.10 | 97% | 2020-04-01 |
| 3663. | Player 2 (jeffer_drive) | 66.09 | 97% | 2018-09-13 |
| 3664. | John (johnkoko57) | 66.09 | 95% | 2018-04-10 |
| 3665. | Sanket (newbie24082002) | 66.08 | 96% | 2021-07-22 |
| 3666. | Jorge (yortrosal) | 66.08 | 96% | 2020-08-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |