Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6570. | Mudit (awesomenessmax) | 39.58 | 96% | 2018-07-10 |
| 6571. | so (sothea99) | 39.54 | 93% | 2020-06-28 |
| 6572. | ben (bennyy) | 39.47 | 95% | 2019-06-30 |
| 6573. | Tiku (tiku888) | 39.26 | 93% | 2020-12-11 |
| 6574. | armaan (tellmykeybordiloveher) | 39.16 | 91% | 2018-10-06 |
| 6575. | fariz (paarii) | 39.12 | 91% | 2018-07-16 |
| 6576. | Dominique - Axl (able_04) | 38.99 | 93% | 2020-12-02 |
| 6577. | duekkn (duekkn) | 38.91 | 97% | 2017-08-03 |
| 6578. | Erik (erickano) | 38.89 | 92% | 2020-12-06 |
| 6579. | Norman (nlviands) | 38.86 | 96% | 2017-09-04 |
| 6580. | joffrey (joffrey) | 38.82 | 95% | 2019-02-21 |
| 6581. | Fire Bus (doomhamster) | 38.71 | 95% | 2017-09-03 |
| 6582. | [BOT] (slowtexts) | 38.59 | 98% | 2025-07-14 |
| 6583. | vishnukumar (vishnu_kumar) | 38.56 | 97% | 2019-10-01 |
| 6584. | LSC (lscc) | 38.28 | 97% | 2018-10-25 |
| 6585. | AsianMan (themelon05) | 38.26 | 94% | 2018-11-21 |
| 6586. | srivatsava (slowandcalm) | 38.21 | 95% | 2017-07-10 |
| 6587. | Maks (snail666) | 38.18 | 94% | 2020-11-09 |
| 6588. | rohit (rohitbasiwal) | 37.98 | 94% | 2019-02-13 |
| 6589. | Romit (junior12345) | 37.92 | 94% | 2020-12-18 |
| 6590. | Vlad (timoboll96) | 37.84 | 96% | 2017-09-15 |
| 6591. | Manas (kingmanas) | 37.80 | 93% | 2019-06-27 |
| 6592. | Eduardo (bingo1) | 37.74 | 93% | 2018-07-28 |
| 6593. | Fantomas (hunterx6323) | 37.55 | 94% | 2017-10-29 |
| 6594. | Daniel (ashbygeek) | 37.22 | 96% | 2018-04-26 |
| 6595. | venkatasai (venkatasai) | 37.18 | 94% | 2018-04-02 |
| 6596. | Teleskoopmann (teeekay) | 37.17 | 96% | 2020-04-17 |
| 6597. | Nikola (nikola_ni959) | 37.15 | 95% | 2020-04-22 |
| 6598. | Dev (dev_ashraf) | 37.14 | 94% | 2020-10-18 |
| 6599. | never give up until 200 (ma... | 37.12 | 93% | 2017-09-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |