Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4049. | Wrenpy (kuwabaro) | 62.63 | 97% | 2019-10-30 |
| 4050. | Miłkenm 💦 (milkenm) | 62.63 | 93% | 2020-12-04 |
| 4051. | Achilles (areeengkingking) | 62.62 | 97% | 2019-07-18 |
| 4052. | LucidFire 🔥 (lucid_fire) | 62.61 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
| 4053. | Yucheol (yucheol) | 62.61 | 95% | 2020-01-07 |
| 4054. | Tajwar (dxadcircuit) | 62.61 | 96% | 2021-07-24 |
| 4055. | Brock (k0gu) | 62.61 | 94% | 2017-11-18 |
| 4056. | Dan Whatsolike (dankei) | 62.58 | 96% | 2020-01-26 |
| 4057. | (icknee) (icknee) | 62.57 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| 4058. | jj (cloutmaester) | 62.57 | 95% | 2018-04-25 |
| 4059. | Evan (evanger) | 62.56 | 96% | 2017-11-09 |
| 4060. | big (bigbuddha) | 62.51 | 96% | 2018-09-21 |
| 4061. | Nathan (ltnghia678) | 62.51 | 98% | 2018-08-31 |
| 4062. | amr (amrdarawsheh) | 62.51 | 94% | 2019-11-12 |
| 4063. | Andy (andys810) | 62.48 | 98% | 2019-04-27 |
| 4064. | choppery (choppery) | 62.47 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
| 4065. | ??? (slow_methodical) | 62.46 | 95% | 2018-06-07 |
| 4066. | Abdul (ar_477) | 62.42 | 97% | 2020-04-15 |
| 4067. | Michael (my_keyy) | 62.41 | 96% | 2019-06-21 |
| 4068. | Whatshisname (whatshisname) | 62.41 | 96% | 2018-10-05 |
| 4069. | AD (blastoise13524) | 62.38 | 95% | 2021-07-19 |
| 4070. | তন্ময় (tjim02) | 62.38 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 4071. | Ian (iwright8) | 62.34 | 95% | 2018-12-24 |
| 4072. | Napatthorn (npp_engieer) | 62.34 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
| 4073. | Machine (guldan) | 62.34 | 96% | 2017-09-27 |
| 4074. | kekw (propann) | 62.33 | 95% | 2017-09-12 |
| 4075. | Purple_love (purple_love_) | 62.33 | 99% | 2018-06-15 |
| 4076. | Raymond (awedragon) | 62.32 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| 4077. | Abu (abu_hussain_03) | 62.31 | 97% | 2018-04-25 |
| 4078. | who-are-you (who_tf_are_you) | 62.31 | 95% | 2020-09-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |