The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3036. | Ahmad (ahmad_bin_usman) | 61.67 | 97% | 2013-01-13 |
| 3037. | jenue (jenue) | 61.66 | — | 2008-12-16 |
| 3038. | gera gera (bouross) | 61.66 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 3039. | Gil Mark (roboraptor2011) | 61.66 | 100% | 2011-09-21 |
| 3040. | sylv81 (sylv81ct) | 61.66 | 94% | 2015-04-28 |
| 3041. | Abhijit (abby79) | 61.66 | 95% | 2012-11-13 |
| 3042. | Carter (thecartel) | 61.65 | 91% | 2015-11-30 |
| 3043. | Hour (soslow_) | 61.65 | 95% | 2022-01-05 |
| 3044. | Benjamin (bennybrucie) | 61.64 | 95% | 2015-12-20 |
| 3045. | Alvex (gr_alvex) | 61.64 | 91% | 2015-11-21 |
| 3046. | marc (marc54) | 61.63 | 96% | 2023-08-29 |
| 3047. | Mukund (mukund420) | 61.63 | 96% | 2012-03-23 |
| 3048. | Zulhanif (zulhanif) | 61.63 | 97% | 2019-05-04 |
| 3049. | Heather (starzin) | 61.63 | — | 2009-06-13 |
| 3050. | XXX (pitago) | 61.63 | 90% | 2015-11-11 |
| 3051. | Chris (million7) | 61.63 | 91% | 2012-08-25 |
| 3052. | Jeff (stemer) | 61.62 | 95% | 2019-11-20 |
| 3053. | Ankeet (slicedclementines) | 61.62 | 90% | 2017-02-19 |
| 3054. | ARLU (frank87) | 61.61 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 3055. | aki (aketodiet) | 61.61 | 94% | 2021-04-04 |
| 3056. | A (akane49) | 61.61 | 98% | 2021-06-22 |
| 3057. | Mujtaba (smh331987) | 61.61 | — | 2011-01-13 |
| 3058. | Tu (tuquach212) | 61.61 | — | 2009-05-22 |
| 3059. | Cielo (pjocielo) | 61.60 | 95% | 2022-03-18 |
| 3060. | Slimy (slimyspartacus) | 61.60 | 89% | 2014-04-27 |
| 3061. | Ayush (ayush_kratosh) | 61.60 | 95% | 2014-02-18 |
| 3062. | Roland (radambc) | 61.59 | 98% | 2017-03-23 |
| 3063. | Illumin80 (illumin80) | 61.59 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
| 3064. | Jem (jampr) | 61.59 | 97% | 2020-06-16 |
| 3065. | MS (damanthc) | 61.59 | 95% | 2020-09-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |