So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27476. | Vong Walker♪ (kithsreyneang) | 56.95 | 95% | 2021-05-18 |
| 27477. | Miles (saxman) | 56.95 | — | 2010-03-29 |
| 27478. | Avi (avivsmechanicalkeyboard) | 56.95 | 94% | 2017-08-20 |
| 27479. | Mrinmoy (mrinmoyss) | 56.95 | 98% | 2019-08-31 |
| 27480. | Steven (steffiedekid) | 56.95 | 95% | 2013-09-24 |
| 27481. | Maxx (maxx_1) | 56.95 | 92% | 2016-08-25 |
| 27482. | PL (patrick_legrand) | 56.94 | 95% | 2021-05-11 |
| 27483. | Lesturn (lesturn) | 56.94 | 93.9% | 2021-02-04 |
| 27484. | Stephen (stelus42) | 56.94 | 97% | 2020-06-11 |
| 27485. | Meggan (meg155) | 56.94 | — | 2009-05-05 |
| 27486. | विवेक (vivs1989) | 56.93 | 93% | 2014-05-01 |
| 27487. | Bloomon (bloomon) | 56.93 | 97% | 2022-10-07 |
| 27488. | J (yoyo123456789) | 56.93 | 92% | 2020-04-06 |
| 27489. | Dark (theonlydarkuser) | 56.93 | 95% | 2021-05-20 |
| 27490. | fingerSkate (skhmt) | 56.93 | 94% | 2021-04-28 |
| 27491. | Crystal (crystalisabell) | 56.93 | — | 2009-09-16 |
| 27492. | Aditya (aditya_2703) | 56.92 | 95% | 2021-09-05 |
| 27493. | Taheer (slayer_apparently) | 56.92 | 94% | 2017-03-11 |
| 27494. | Rodrigo Ignácio (r1p0_) | 56.92 | 94% | 2021-04-30 |
| 27495. | Annsie (annsie) | 56.92 | 90% | 2016-02-09 |
| 27496. | Dreyard (dreyard) | 56.92 | 95% | 2018-11-17 |
| 27497. | Anestis (anestis) | 56.92 | 94% | 2016-02-17 |
| 27498. | jack (wwwbenz) | 56.92 | 93% | 2014-08-30 |
| 27499. | Wizard (wizardtypist) | 56.92 | 94% | 2021-03-26 |
| 27500. | M (marinater) | 56.92 | 87% | 2015-05-15 |
| 27501. | Froob (froob) | 56.92 | — | 2009-06-22 |
| 27502. | farhan (farhank) | 56.92 | 91% | 2012-04-26 |
| 27503. | Azjargal (typer_knight) | 56.91 | 95% | 2022-03-03 |
| 27504. | iCan'tTypeFast (masteralcor) | 56.91 | 95% | 2018-04-27 |
| 27505. | Baka (bakabawi) | 56.91 | 96.7% | 2023-07-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |