Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4387. | Curtis (curtisz) | 92.97 | 99% | 2022-10-14 |
| 4388. | TC (snowboardnw) | 92.97 | 99% | 2020-10-23 |
| 4389. | name999 (name_999) | 92.97 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
| 4390. | qcuhhh (qcuhhh) | 92.96 | 97% | 2023-10-30 |
| 4391. | fischld (tokiwa) | 92.96 | 97% | 2023-08-31 |
| 4392. | Ceres (the445guy) | 92.96 | 97% | 2022-05-06 |
| 4393. | Lim-perium (craftjjgamer308) | 92.95 | 98% | 2023-01-25 |
| 4394. | fried_tofu (fried_tofu) | 92.94 | 98% | 2024-06-28 |
| 4395. | Kaui Hill (kauihill3) | 92.93 | 99% | 2025-05-06 |
| 4396. | Tej (tjoshi12) | 92.93 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
| 4397. | . (trihard7) | 92.93 | 97% | 2018-05-11 |
| 4398. | luluito (lulitobunny) | 92.92 | 97% | 2025-04-03 |
| 4399. | JaMussCraft (jamusscraft) | 92.92 | 98% | 2024-03-16 |
| 4400. | Valorance (valorance) | 92.91 | 97% | 2022-10-14 |
| 4401. | joromm (joromm) | 92.91 | 99% | 2023-01-27 |
| 4402. | Maximus (sprachzarathustra) | 92.91 | 99% | 2020-10-02 |
| 4403. | smichael (smichaelino) | 92.90 | 97.6% | 2025-04-17 |
| 4404. | Warren (slacker_xd) | 92.90 | 98% | 2021-10-23 |
| 4405. | Sambam (sambamsami) | 92.90 | 98% | 2023-07-03 |
| 4406. | Godrod (god_of_rods) | 92.90 | 99.6% | 2024-01-16 |
| 4407. | Laura (laurga) | 92.89 | 96% | 2022-02-16 |
| 4408. | 4HourFuneral (4hourfuneral) | 92.88 | 98% | 2023-12-21 |
| 4409. | Jarrod (jklouw) | 92.88 | 98% | 2022-02-07 |
| 4410. | Fart Sniffer (mishen911) | 92.87 | 96% | 2022-02-06 |
| 4411. | Jacob (a_cheesy_wotsit) | 92.87 | 98% | 2022-02-28 |
| 4412. | Hello (heiioworid) | 92.87 | 98% | 2020-04-01 |
| 4413. | Cake (dumpcako) | 92.87 | 99% | 2022-08-17 |
| 4414. | Andy Starr (andystarr) | 92.87 | 99.1% | 2024-11-18 |
| 4415. | Dean (biollama112) | 92.87 | 96% | 2018-01-14 |
| 4416. | 🐌💨 (ziploz) | 92.86 | 99% | 2022-08-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |