So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34853. | (fastasfuq) | 39.25 | 91% | 2018-09-21 |
| 34854. | ASEEL (aseelma_) | 39.24 | 91% | 2022-06-03 |
| 34855. | Brent (xavie) | 39.24 | — | 2009-08-28 |
| 34856. | Tyler (tg3430) | 39.24 | 86% | 2012-02-08 |
| 34857. | (icing) | 39.23 | 84% | 2013-02-18 |
| 34858. | Redheesh (redheeshrj) | 39.22 | 92% | 2015-05-19 |
| 34859. | Tom (lescargot) | 39.22 | 93% | 2015-04-13 |
| 34860. | (danny_13) | 39.21 | 92% | 2023-03-10 |
| 34861. | AJ Jammer (severus1) | 39.20 | 93% | 2012-11-30 |
| 34862. | (lukeimyourdaddy) | 39.20 | 95% | 2017-08-25 |
| 34863. | Carlos (lufnys) | 39.20 | 94% | 2019-05-20 |
| 34864. | Nguyen Ngoc Minh (nminhpg) | 39.20 | 92% | 2012-01-09 |
| 34865. | (lem93) | 39.20 | 89% | 2016-01-05 |
| 34866. | diligent (diligent) | 39.20 | 91% | 2011-08-09 |
| 34867. | (deepaktomar7) | 39.20 | 87% | 2015-07-28 |
| 34868. | (whiteking) | 39.19 | 88% | 2013-01-10 |
| 34869. | sky (skymo) | 39.18 | 95% | 2013-03-11 |
| 34870. | Aybek (aybekka) | 39.18 | 95% | 2015-12-21 |
| 34871. | Julius (yamotha15) | 39.17 | 93% | 2023-02-15 |
| 34872. | ShaSha (shadelove) | 39.17 | 96% | 2023-03-08 |
| 34873. | JR (foxinbox) | 39.16 | 95% | 2021-06-17 |
| 34874. | Sami (samistr10) | 39.16 | 95% | 2022-11-14 |
| 34875. | 12345 (jen_dtn) | 39.16 | 88% | 2014-10-04 |
| 34876. | (ryerye2010) | 39.16 | 86% | 2011-06-01 |
| 34877. | (kyleson) | 39.15 | 96% | 2014-04-03 |
| 34878. | (cupidon192) | 39.15 | — | 2009-11-29 |
| 34879. | (sharon102) | 39.14 | 94% | 2021-08-23 |
| 34880. | Malik (malik0) | 39.14 | 87% | 2013-01-20 |
| 34881. | Hafidz (hafidztry) | 39.12 | 91% | 2013-05-16 |
| 34882. | (_myane12) | 39.11 | 93% | 2021-01-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |