The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18225. | Reverend Poo Poo Bum (poopy... | 77.10 | 96% | 2020-04-17 |
| 18226. | Edwin (xsho123) | 77.10 | 95% | 2011-12-05 |
| 18227. | Iván (ivansitopart) | 77.09 | 97% | 2025-07-22 |
| 18228. | joe (mcmillybear) | 77.09 | 96% | 2024-02-15 |
| 18229. | Abdulaziz (abdulazizhassan) | 77.09 | 94% | 2025-09-03 |
| 18230. | Machine (guldan) | 77.09 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
| 18231. | Nicky (nicky027) | 77.09 | 95% | 2016-05-19 |
| 18232. | Adnilem (adnilem1647) | 77.08 | 97.8% | 2024-02-07 |
| 18233. | Bibek (bibek_kunn) | 77.08 | 97% | 2024-03-09 |
| 18234. | GamerBoyShiva (gamerboyshiva) | 77.08 | 98% | 2025-09-20 |
| 18235. | sherlock (chetan69) | 77.08 | 97.2% | 2024-09-02 |
| 18236. | Alex (jkdc) | 77.08 | 92% | 2014-10-07 |
| 18237. | Kian (keyihn) | 77.08 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
| 18238. | Mel (makeupyourmindkid) | 77.08 | 95% | 2012-09-23 |
| 18239. | Mhark (mharkmharkmhark) | 77.08 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 18240. | Amoracchius (zeththedarkmage) | 77.08 | 97% | 2021-12-26 |
| 18241. | kojima (lucaskojima) | 77.07 | 94.1% | 2024-04-06 |
| 18242. | Foffi (foffi) | 77.07 | 96.8% | 2024-10-29 |
| 18243. | Incelticide (moon_bombadil) | 77.07 | 98% | 2024-11-09 |
| 18244. | Mel (mel2k) | 77.07 | 97% | 2024-04-02 |
| 18245. | marisa (marithemotorist) | 77.07 | 97.4% | 2024-05-28 |
| 18246. | Jack (jackman99352) | 77.07 | 95% | 2016-10-09 |
| 18247. | Varun (vslala) | 77.07 | 97% | 2021-05-23 |
| 18248. | zhou (zyuhang255) | 77.07 | 97% | 2019-03-17 |
| 18249. | Veneta (veneta) | 77.07 | 94% | 2011-09-23 |
| 18250. | Aditya (skymanaditya1) | 77.07 | 96% | 2017-08-24 |
| 18251. | LuLuC (luluc) | 77.07 | 96% | 2013-09-21 |
| 18252. | Jeremy (hiphopbros) | 77.07 | 99% | 2013-11-09 |
| 18253. | spoochie (spoochie) | 77.06 | 99% | 2024-10-05 |
| 18254. | R (sodiumhydride) | 77.06 | 96.4% | 2024-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |