Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2253. | seaniqua (splomax) | 78.46 | 98% | 2018-09-12 |
| 2254. | Simo (thespeedoflight) | 78.46 | 97% | 2018-05-30 |
| 2255. | Srinivas (srini_iitkgp) | 78.44 | 96% | 2019-05-05 |
| 2256. | stimo (stimo) | 78.44 | 98% | 2018-03-03 |
| 2257. | Alex (tsaalex) | 78.43 | 96% | 2019-12-12 |
| 2258. | (eikig) | 78.43 | 97% | 2017-07-18 |
| 2259. | Emily (katcapow) | 78.42 | 97% | 2019-06-03 |
| 2260. | Galatia (xisnyang) | 78.41 | 96% | 2020-02-09 |
| 2261. | GIMLY98 (gimly98) | 78.40 | 97% | 2019-03-27 |
| 2262. | Nick (crimzynn) | 78.39 | 99% | 2019-11-02 |
| 2263. | Brian (heykilroy) | 78.38 | 98% | 2017-12-06 |
| 2264. | Vladislove (vladislove) | 78.38 | 98% | 2019-11-29 |
| 2265. | Declan (deccazz) | 78.38 | 98% | 2019-01-04 |
| 2266. | Brian (briansunn) | 78.36 | 96% | 2017-12-07 |
| 2267. | Rachel (rachel1491) | 78.36 | 97% | 2017-12-05 |
| 2268. | Jacob (highlift) | 78.35 | 96% | 2020-08-26 |
| 2269. | Khoi (khoile9) | 78.34 | 97% | 2019-10-09 |
| 2270. | Willie (j3nga) | 78.34 | 96% | 2018-02-10 |
| 2271. | Aditya (skymanaditya1) | 78.34 | 97% | 2017-08-14 |
| 2272. | Jeoff (7dollarburrito) | 78.34 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
| 2273. | Christian (ominousc) | 78.32 | 96% | 2018-05-13 |
| 2274. | (yonnie03) | 78.31 | 94% | 2020-03-09 |
| 2275. | Heyhou (david73) | 78.31 | 98% | 2019-08-25 |
| 2276. | Nyzz (nyzz_) | 78.27 | 96% | 2020-09-11 |
| 2277. | Eric (qwarts) | 78.27 | 95% | 2020-11-03 |
| 2278. | jeremyWINZ (jeremiah_munguia) | 78.27 | 98% | 2017-07-20 |
| 2279. | John (caduke) | 78.27 | 98% | 2017-10-17 |
| 2280. | I'm_on_mobile (yeetusthyfetus) | 78.26 | 96% | 2020-09-08 |
| 2281. | Omer (okirnap) | 78.24 | 96% | 2017-11-10 |
| 2282. | tstats[jancs] (jancs) | 78.22 | 96% | 2019-10-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |