Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1789. | Reuben (rbnsmuels) | 83.18 | 98% | 2018-09-01 |
| 1790. | pearslice (mark42isawesome) | 83.17 | 95% | 2019-11-13 |
| 1791. | J (fortunapls) | 83.16 | 98% | 2019-03-29 |
| 1792. | Sergio (sergiorbuge) | 83.16 | 96% | 2021-08-15 |
| 1793. | Toon (mojohamz) | 83.16 | 96% | 2019-09-08 |
| 1794. | Andrew (hijakthatcar) | 83.16 | 98% | 2019-02-26 |
| 1795. | Mitchell (mitchell3514) | 83.12 | 95% | 2018-02-25 |
| 1796. | CapoAgus (capoagus) | 83.12 | 97% | 2017-12-01 |
| 1797. | lemon (lemondemon) | 83.11 | 97% | 2019-12-03 |
| 1798. | Dixie (zanarkind) | 83.10 | 97% | 2019-04-09 |
| 1799. | Joshua (joshm1234) | 83.09 | 96% | 2017-10-10 |
| 1800. | tstats[yju98039] (yju98039) | 83.08 | 94% | 2021-08-22 |
| 1801. | muchinchai (muchinchai) | 83.05 | 98% | 2018-09-12 |
| 1802. | Shadow (shadow_monarch) | 83.05 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
| 1803. | Zach (encasedthought) | 83.05 | 96% | 2018-12-29 |
| 1804. | Silent (silentbaws) | 83.03 | 96% | 2021-08-16 |
| 1805. | Aditya (skymanaditya1) | 82.98 | 97% | 2017-09-02 |
| 1806. | Quibz (white_fire) | 82.97 | 97% | 2018-01-28 |
| 1807. | Nate (toiletsplash) | 82.96 | 98% | 2018-10-30 |
| 1808. | Garrett (gdiegnan147) | 82.94 | 96% | 2019-03-11 |
| 1809. | Vinh (shadeomen) | 82.94 | 96% | 2020-02-05 |
| 1810. | Brent (brentdrns) | 82.93 | 97% | 2019-12-09 |
| 1811. | Rush 🅱️ (drducc) | 82.90 | 95% | 2018-05-20 |
| 1812. | anonymous :) (blingman271) | 82.89 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
| 1813. | Shaun (hemoe) | 82.87 | 96% | 2019-08-29 |
| 1814. | Raymond (szlesh) | 82.85 | 97% | 2021-08-23 |
| 1815. | QuaN (lolthropy) | 82.85 | 96% | 2018-10-28 |
| 1816. | Kevin (kev011701) | 82.84 | 96% | 2017-10-05 |
| 1817. | Alex (revl8er) | 82.82 | 98% | 2017-12-18 |
| 1818. | Nam (nam_viet) | 82.81 | 97% | 2019-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |