As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2975. | desyncgod (43243264) | 106.38 | 96.9% | 2024-05-23 |
| 2976. | typeloser (deadweightmomo) | 106.38 | 98% | 2022-03-20 |
| 2977. | Arefin Sadek (arefin007) | 106.37 | 96.3% | 2025-04-08 |
| 2978. | Jon (exdeelol) | 106.36 | 95% | 2016-04-03 |
| 2979. | Levi (whiskerine) | 106.34 | 97% | 2020-02-07 |
| 2980. | JJ (jjmimi) | 106.33 | 99% | 2024-05-05 |
| 2981. | JC (typer778) | 106.33 | 99% | 2023-04-07 |
| 2982. | Zhengis (zangatang) | 106.33 | 99% | 2020-12-19 |
| 2983. | Jason (salvatorejason) | 106.33 | 97.6% | 2021-01-30 |
| 2984. | William (williamc7879) | 106.33 | 96% | 2020-07-09 |
| 2985. | Ghost (gpioneer) | 106.31 | 97% | 2023-03-18 |
| 2986. | Wenbo (zwb1988) | 106.30 | 99% | 2021-09-12 |
| 2987. | sojo (sojoyes) | 106.29 | 99% | 2022-05-14 |
| 2988. | Andrew (taroth) | 106.27 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 2989. | Flippers (willywonkathefear... | 106.27 | 96% | 2015-12-11 |
| 2990. | Red (akramab) | 106.26 | 98% | 2023-12-12 |
| 2991. | Ally (2_ally_) | 106.25 | 99% | 2025-05-04 |
| 2992. | joe (tsuki4) | 106.25 | 99% | 2021-04-17 |
| 2993. | Sven (svendiamond) | 106.25 | 94% | 2017-01-25 |
| 2994. | Johnny (onireves) | 106.25 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 2995. | Aditya (skymanaditya1) | 106.25 | 97.8% | 2024-08-24 |
| 2996. | Poop (poppahns) | 106.24 | 97% | 2017-07-29 |
| 2997. | Kevin (dafadore) | 106.24 | 96% | 2018-06-11 |
| 2998. | Puzzite (puzzite) | 106.23 | 98% | 2023-07-19 |
| 2999. | David (leepictrollexd) | 106.23 | 98% | 2022-09-04 |
| 3000. | Boogle (boogleboy) | 106.22 | 99.3% | 2024-10-22 |
| 3001. | mantra(buy bitcoin) (blayze) | 106.22 | 91% | 2015-08-23 |
| 3002. | Jason (jachian) | 106.21 | 98% | 2022-04-04 |
| 3003. | jb (woorie7) | 106.21 | 99% | 2025-06-28 |
| 3004. | LockStock (lockstock) | 106.21 | 100% | 2024-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |