I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13057. | natc (natc2) | 79.86 | 97.6% | 2021-02-05 |
| 13058. | Jaswanth (jazzkriss21) | 79.86 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 13059. | Liam (blayz) | 79.86 | 93% | 2015-10-18 |
| 13060. | suban (mrcheez_123) | 79.85 | 95% | 2025-10-22 |
| 13061. | Kush (kushkansara02) | 79.85 | 96% | 2022-09-26 |
| 13062. | David (gamer50519) | 79.85 | 97% | 2016-10-07 |
| 13063. | Dvorak 9/16/2021 (mj_dvorak) | 79.85 | 98% | 2023-10-27 |
| 13064. | Ajay (dudeth) | 79.85 | 97% | 2019-05-14 |
| 13065. | Nasrul (nastha) | 79.85 | 91% | 2017-02-17 |
| 13066. | Alex (alexruben) | 79.85 | 97% | 2015-10-08 |
| 13067. | Alison (bellbell10) | 79.84 | 97% | 2024-05-04 |
| 13068. | Hodge (hodgeweiner) | 79.84 | 98% | 2023-04-28 |
| 13069. | SilentHill (gosha666) | 79.84 | 96% | 2022-02-13 |
| 13070. | John Paul (jpasensi) | 79.84 | 96% | 2020-08-23 |
| 13071. | txbklyn (txbklyn) | 79.84 | 96% | 2016-07-06 |
| 13072. | Rob (aftershock7) | 79.84 | 97% | 2016-12-01 |
| 13073. | BriefSerendipity (briefsere... | 79.83 | 98% | 2020-10-19 |
| 13074. | Aditya (skymanaditya1) | 79.83 | 93% | 2016-07-24 |
| 13075. | Rex (rrrreeexx) | 79.83 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 13076. | Holder (arcanezer0) | 79.83 | 96% | 2021-01-15 |
| 13077. | kyo (kyozanuro) | 79.83 | 94% | 2015-08-22 |
| 13078. | Eternal religion (youvakish... | 79.81 | 97.8% | 2023-12-05 |
| 13079. | Naufal (naufalmahing) | 79.81 | 98% | 2025-07-08 |
| 13080. | Lucas (doowoop) | 79.81 | 95.5% | 2023-06-17 |
| 13081. | Vodon (vodon) | 79.81 | 97% | 2018-02-08 |
| 13082. | Hrant (hrant0) | 79.81 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 13083. | Ben (benjiboyyy) | 79.81 | 95% | 2017-10-31 |
| 13084. | illiterate.. (degenfakeout) | 79.81 | 97% | 2019-04-02 |
| 13085. | Iozza (iozza) | 79.80 | 96.6% | 2023-06-04 |
| 13086. | Igor (ikarus_873) | 79.80 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |